May 01, 2006 18:36
i was in an amused mood today, so i decided i'd post funny stuff that my friends and i have said. if you want an explanation just ask.
"we don't have any cake!" barb
"only when i'm in IL" barb
"there's your man!"
"you're gonna cut off her circalation!" lora
"DEER!" me and stephen
"monopoly" LOL
"you don't have nostrils" riss
"that thing is as small as mark" LOL
"on the nose!? no, seriously, how did he do that?" lora.. most hilarious conversation ever.. and embarrassing lol
"you're not fat! your boobies are too big, your boobies are too big!" drunk lora lol
"will you sign my depends?" LOL lora and i
"i love you. i wanna buy you corn dogs!"
"mm.. butterscotch"
"i love you, God loves you, now shut up" Pastor Bryan
"so exactly how far will you go?" ok so that one was annoying as hell, but what's funny is that's the reaction i always get from guys...
"you have to dance like that at my funeral" lora
"you have to buy a vase and carry it around and tell people it's your best friend" ok, so this was probably the best late night, stupid, hilarious convo ever! lmao
"oh my gosh, chris, get back in my car!" as chris was climbing out of my car while i was going like 75mph on the interstate
and i'll close with a piece of advice... never sit between the two pilchers at a movie theater.. it hurts lmao