Jun 29, 2004 11:23
[ STARTING TIME------ ::gasp:: i dont kno how 2 tell time. i dont kno how to tell time to go in my anus and wiggle around alittle oh yea clocks in my ass]
[ STUFF }
1. full name: heather carrotLUVVER
2. birthday: i was born when wanda came to me i luv u wanda dont forget to put marbles in my huge nose and make it bleed with ur tongue
3. birth state: the state of horney hahahahahahahahaha ooooohhhhhhhh yea i made a funny mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm ooooohhhhh yesssssss oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea touch me there kitty lick my toes and make my inverted penis go all hard and baby oh yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea
4. birth town: no i am not on birth control pills how could i mommy got pregnant at 12 so i want to 2 and follow in her foot steps and then go and be all oh baby i love neck massagers on my brown eye place it there now baby go get me some baby carrots im so turned on oh yea put them inside me with ur hands and then ur hole face and move it around and make noises like ur dieing from the smell
5. what hospital: the one that i humped
6. last 4 digits of cell: carrots in my ass feel good
7. house number (last 4): i love to feel the burning sensation of icy hot all over my o ring baby thats nice it hurts so good i just want more wanda baby puuhhleeze
8. weight at birth: they thought i was a mutant cuz my nose was so huge they thought it was me i was just a tiny little tumor attatched to it my nose was like 22 pounds and my body was only .6 ounses
9. and now... : my nose still ways more
10. time of birth: tell time to go inside me and go uh uh uh uh uh uh uh heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hello
11. height: im a midget
12. eye color: shit brown like on my face!
13. tan/pale/black/mixed: im blacker than nite nigga
14. race: i forget
15. parents names: mommy and daddy ive been a bad girl daddy plese spank me with ur manlienss
16. pets: kitty that licks my toes and the doggie that hasnt been oooooooutside to piddle since last year
17. how many rooms in your house: i dont knw how 2 count that hi
18. kinda car you have: a remote control one that i fit in
19. kinda car your parents have: they drive vans and listen to 80s rap and turn it up load and raise the roof!
20. school: i got kicked out o skool cause i was masterbatering with a nife
21. class of.... : were gunna partay like its 1999
oh yea that survey turned me on so much i cant wait to get muh hands on another 1 i love you wanda please dont be angry with me like u were last night i want to play wit you nd touch u and comb ur hair and i love u at first i was africa i was petrified knoin i could never live witout u by muh side and i grew strong i learned how 2 get along oh no not i i will sirvive oh as long as i kno how 2 live i kno ill be alive and i got all this love to give i can wait to get shit on i will survive oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh and now ur back from outter space just turn around now with that sad look upod ur face i should have changed the stupid locks i should have rape you with carrots but now im stonge i will survive oh as long as i know how to shit i know ill be alive i love to sex up carrots i know it sounds wrong but it works i will survive wnada come sing with me it the dance solo oh baby wanda u and ur dirty danceing really gets my anal juices flowing please put some garlic sause on my face and soak it all up with meat balls and put them in my ass oh how i love to love you wanda how sweet it is to be mauled by you
ohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o BABY! smokin! now im so horney and i have to go play with mommys poopie hole masager i mean carrots i mean i have to shit my pants i mean i have to put dishes in my brown eye and wash them because im a dishwasher i dont think anyone likes me i luv everyone i wish every1 would love me for who i am i like to talk to the people that i work with and they tell me im gay and i just keep humping peoples legs that go in the store i love you mommy and wanda please wanda dont be gellous i love you more than anything
mommy can i be excused from dinner please
why heather carrotLUVER
because mommy i need to go make mashed potoatos wit my face
ok heather please have fun and do a good job here i boutht u a 50 pound bag of carrots if you eat dem there good 4 u i love u heather my darling im sorry i lied 2 u when u asked if u were adopted u were
oh baby now im even more horney please touch me and i need to go play wit dese carrots before they go 2 waste i dont want to go warting my carrots i should screw on to my wall and have love with it oh baby yea