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Jul 03, 2004 04:38

Just to start with, all viewers of this post must read on with discretion, the following contains some unpleaseant content...

Yeah, so here I am at 4 o'clockish in the morning in IU's main library cause I have no internet at the apartment. And I'm checking my mail and checking out LJ posts and the Mac & Cheese I had about 2 hours ago hits me like a bus hitting an old lady with a walker. So I make my way through the otherwise empty undergrad section and into the bathroom.

I notice there is another person in the the only other stall and continue to the other toilet. The 2 toilets in the bathroom are seperated by about an inch or less and is a little too close for personal comfort so I'm thinking I'll just wait for my bathroom neighbor to finish since he must have been in there for quite some time. He finally finishes after about 3 minutes and proceeds to wipe 6 times. 6. A little excessive but I can understand. He then proceeds to flush the toilet twice. Why the second time I have no idea. So he leaves the stall and proceeds to the sink. There he spends another 3 or 4 minutes washing his hands, face and the sink. He then goes and dries his hands two seperate times, as well as drying out the sink. So after 8 minutes, I am finally able to relax and use the bathroom which takes me all of about 1 minute and 30 seconds total and wash my hands and leave. Of all the people to be stuck in a bathroom I find probably the one and only OCD guy on campus. Awesome.

Aren't public restrooms just wonderful?

Anyway, sorry about the disturbing story but sitting there for 8 minutes with nothing to do but wait gave me some inspiration on what to post about.

I hope all of you will have an exciting 4th of July weekend and have an extra beer or two for me since I will be working 11PM-4AM saturday,8PM-3AM sunday, and 11PM-4:30AM monday. Isn't work great? Well not really, but eating is and I need money to pay for food. You get the picture.
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