Apr 27, 2004 00:26
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: It's just that I have this feeling that somehow the silver-footed daughter of the Old Man of the Sea may have won you over. Homer's "The Iliad"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: My bass guitar
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Currently watching "Underworld"
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: Its 12:30, I looked like 2 minutes ago when my roommate said he was going to bed and it's only been 2 min or so..
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 12:30
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: The room fan, the tv, and vanessa carlton because my media player is on random.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: About an hour ago when I went out to get my pizza.
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Katie's and Dan's pages.
9: what are you wearing?: Jeans and my Santa Cruz hoodie.
10: Did you dream last night? What about?: Yes, I have weird dreams, so bare with me. I was at the mall and I was stopped by a salesperson who forgot to give me my change. So I look down at my hands but the person had given me a certificate to present at some random bank. So I go to the bank and the lady there says that I am supposed to get like 25 million dollars. So I was like, "I don't think it'll all fit in my car." It was weird that I wasn't surprised that I was getting it. So the lady is like "Well thats why we got you another, bigger car." So I go outside and its this pimped out Escalade. So I go home to my house in Eastpointe, and I go in to tell my parents but they aren't surprised either. So I turn around to go back out to my car and theres another car blocking me in. My roommate Kyle, and Kelly Roland from Destiny's Child get out. He said he saw her walking down the street and they want to know if I want to go to lunch. I tell them we should go to Coney Island but I tell them I don't have any room in my car cause of all the money. So Kyle says we can take his. We go to the resturant and we order our food and Kyle is telling Kelly Roland about my infatuation with Michelle Branch and she then proceeds to call her up on her cell phone. She tells me to go pick her up from the airport in about 6 hours. I'm like completely stunned and Adam and Dan walk in. Dan sees me sitting there all stunned and slaps me. He then yells out, "I'm Rick James Bitch!" Everyone in Coney is laughing. So I finally snap out of it and agree and go home to get ready to go to the airport. I get most of the money unloaded and my dad tells me I have a phone call. It's Frankis and he says I'm a bastard cause I didn't invite him to Coney. I appoligize and tell him I have to go to the airport to pick up Michelle Branch. He laughs and hangs up on me. So I finally finish and go to the airport. I'm standing there for like 3 hours cause I guess the flight got delayed in Chicago. So I took a nap on the bench. It's like 3 in the morning and someone starts poking me. I wake up to see some homeless guy asking if i have a dollar he can have for some coffee. All I had was a 10 so I gave him that. He turns around and runs smack into Michelle Branch. I think he said he was gonna sue so I gave him 10 more dollars that I found in my pocket. At this point I wondered why I hadn't taken some of the 25 million I got earlier. But I then introduced myself to Michelle but she said she already knew who I was. She said she had my album and listened to it everyday. I was confused. I guess I'm a rock star in my dream but I don't know it. Its weird cause I still live in my little house in Eastpointe. But she tells me she wants to get married. So of course I say okay. Then we leave the airport and go to my car. I woke up at this point but I clicked off the alarm for Kyle and went back to sleep. After falling back asleep my dream took a slightly different path. Instead of going home I let Michelle drive cause I was sleepy. I woke up from sleep in my dream and we were in some farmland or something but it all looked like a cartoon. So we get out and she says she wants to live here. I told her I didn't know where here was. She said she didn't either. But apparently I hadn't given her directions to my house so she just drove. I laughed. It was kinda funny. So I told her we should at least let everyone know that we were gonna live on the cartoon farm. She agreed and started calling people. And she said we should find a place to get married. I was tired again but I agreed. She told me that we should both go take a nap and just get married the next day. I woke up again here, but this time for good. (It ended up being about noon when I crawled outta bed and went to go take a shower.) THE END
11: When did you last laugh? After I woke up.
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?: A few random posters and white paint.
13: Seen anything weird lately?: Josh, just after he woke up and fell outta bed after his nap.
14: What do you think of this quiz?: It's mostly like all the others.
15: What is the last film you saw?: Underworld
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: well I think that having the above dream come true would be pretty sweet.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I don't know who you are.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? The status of my love life.
19: Do you like to dance?: Not really.
20: George Bush: Strategery at its finest.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Haven't really thought about it.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Haven't really thought about this either. I still have to get a girlfriend.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: I suppose. I'm not opposed to the idea.
See you Space Cowboy...