(no subject)
takes place after me and this kid had 'beef'
it should be known, however, that me and this kid were talking peacefully throughout this conversation about batman, and robot chicken, and such.
Sboomarang: so yeah
MyLifeBoatPride: whos this?
Sboomarang: this would be Jeffrey
Sboomarang: and we might have an issue
MyLifeBoatPride: oh we do have an issue
Sboomarang: you can only imagine
Sboomarang: whats your beaf with cancer?
MyLifeBoatPride: were you saying things about my girlfriend?
Sboomarang: LOL omfg
MyLifeBoatPride: whats ur last name?
Sboomarang: are you joking?
MyLifeBoatPride: i have beaf with more than 1 jeff
Sboomarang: you dont know me
MyLifeBoatPride: no no
MyLifeBoatPride: tell me though
Sboomarang: and the only reason i know you, is beacuse you got into some shit with cancer,
Sboomarang: so now you get to deal with me
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: you mean with andy?
MyLifeBoatPride: you know that muscle pic he has on his myspace?
MyLifeBoatPride: thats me
MyLifeBoatPride: not him
MyLifeBoatPride: i was pissed
MyLifeBoatPride: and i told him it was fucked up that i said cancer shit
MyLifeBoatPride: dont think im backing down from you cause im not
MyLifeBoatPride: if you want beaf you got it... but i told him wat was up already
Sboomarang: oh you told him?
Sboomarang: did you
MyLifeBoatPride: i did
MyLifeBoatPride: i told him it was really fucked up of me to say it
Sboomarang: yeah it was
MyLifeBoatPride: wat are you saying to my girlfriend? she says you're being mean to her
Sboomarang: you got some insecure thing goin on?
MyLifeBoatPride: wat?
MyLifeBoatPride: not really
Sboomarang: wow, you 2 got some issues you need to work out
MyLifeBoatPride: i got beaf with more than 1 jeff today
MyLifeBoatPride: who?
MyLifeBoatPride: me and andy?
MyLifeBoatPride: or me and my gf?
Sboomarang: stfu
Sboomarang: listen
MyLifeBoatPride: im reading
Sboomarang: dont freak out about every damn word
MyLifeBoatPride: i have add
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry
Sboomarang: jjust calm down, read left to right
Sboomarang: word to word
MyLifeBoatPride: hold on
MyLifeBoatPride: before we say anything else...
MyLifeBoatPride: wat did you say to my gf?
MyLifeBoatPride: she says your being an ass
Sboomarang: i told her i was gonna take her in a back ally and rape her
Sboomarang: jk
Sboomarang: coppertonebaby64: who is this, and why are you talking to my boyfriend?
Sboomarang: lol wtf
Sboomarang: get outta here
coppertonebaby64: who is this?
coppertonebaby64: i know andy
Sboomarang: how bout that
Sboomarang: so do i
Sboomarang: wow, well that was nice
Sboomarang: bye
Sboomarang: :-)
coppertonebaby64: wtf, why are you being so nice to MyLifeBoatPride...hes my boyfriend
MyLifeBoatPride: wow, you better be jk
Sboomarang: yeah im a pretty big asshole to girls huh
MyLifeBoatPride: wateva
MyLifeBoatPride: so anyways... why am i still here?
Sboomarang: cause you started some shit with andy, and you really, really shouldnt have
Sboomarang: god damn
Sboomarang: will you tell your girlfriend to shut the fuck up
MyLifeBoatPride: how bout this
MyLifeBoatPride: you will never use her and the word fuck in the same paragraph again
MyLifeBoatPride: then we'll talk
MyLifeBoatPride: hey
MyLifeBoatPride: if your shit is with m e
MyLifeBoatPride: dont take it out on her
Sboomarang: im not
MyLifeBoatPride: only queers and cowards argue with girls
Sboomarang: but shes talkin to me for NO reason
MyLifeBoatPride: she has a reason
Sboomarang: well im both
MyLifeBoatPride: she's friends with andy
MyLifeBoatPride: well, she's my gf first of all.. and she's andies friend.. and andy stole my fucking pic.. and took the credit..
MyLifeBoatPride: then... he went to you.. and said i was an ass about it
MyLifeBoatPride: yes i was a fuckin asshole about it
MyLifeBoatPride: but watever... im like a monkey, if you throw shit.. you'll get it back at you
MyLifeBoatPride: i even told him he could keep my pic up with his name on it for the night.. just cause i was in a good mood
MyLifeBoatPride: and cause i usually dont say fucked up shit about cancer.. my grandma died of it
Sboomarang: lol o lordy lordy, thank the heavens you were in a good mood
MyLifeBoatPride: last summer i lost my grandma to cancer.... so im pissed at myself for what i said
Sboomarang: good:-)
MyLifeBoatPride: dont worry... not that you could do anything to me.... but ive already punished myself
Sboomarang: LOL
Sboomarang: you are way to overconfident
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: i know
Sboomarang: what are you gonna do sit ups on me?
MyLifeBoatPride: when you take half the senior class at your school, it tends to make you that way
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry for my confidence
Sboomarang: oh man, you must be some kinda machine...
Sboomarang: please
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
Sboomarang: im joking
Sboomarang: god damn
MyLifeBoatPride: dont praise.. i hate people who do that shit
MyLifeBoatPride: it pisses me off kinda
Sboomarang: you and your girl, dont know sarcasm
Sboomarang: IM NOT PRAISING YOU
Sboomarang: omfg
Sboomarang: your retarted
MyLifeBoatPride: thanks
Sboomarang: :-)anytime
MyLifeBoatPride: maybe we should have beef for you making fun of retards huh?
MyLifeBoatPride: my little bro is mentally disabled you jackass
MyLifeBoatPride: i hate people who make fun of mentally disabled people
MyLifeBoatPride: its so fucked up
Sboomarang: well my best friend has cancer
MyLifeBoatPride: congrats.... ive lost people to that shit
MyLifeBoatPride: its a little different
Sboomarang: dont worry, your strong enough to bring them back from the dead right?
Sboomarang: i mean, you took the entire senior class
MyLifeBoatPride: wow, you're fucking dumb arent you
MyLifeBoatPride: now are you getting to the point or not?
Sboomarang: im holdin a conversation with you
MyLifeBoatPride: i need to go soon
Sboomarang: .....what does that make you
MyLifeBoatPride: i never said i was smart
Sboomarang: point
MyLifeBoatPride: i tell everyone that im dumb
MyLifeBoatPride: at least im not afraid to admit it
Sboomarang: watch your fucking mouth when talkin to andy, unless you want a shoe in it
Sboomarang: :-)
MyLifeBoatPride: i love shoes
MyLifeBoatPride: wait.. wat kind?
MyLifeBoatPride: if its a sandel than fuck off
MyLifeBoatPride: i like sneakers though
Sboomarang: wtf is a sandel
MyLifeBoatPride: and cleets are the best
MyLifeBoatPride: flip flop?
MyLifeBoatPride: thats what they're called
MyLifeBoatPride: sandle*
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry i misspelled it
Sboomarang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sboomarang: oh man
Sboomarang: anyways
Sboomarang: i leave you to lifting weights and your girlfriend
MyLifeBoatPride: ok well anyways.. i gotta go soon, please say something interesting before i fall asleep
MyLifeBoatPride: tell andy i say hi next time you see him
Sboomarang: yeah, not so much
MyLifeBoatPride: ok
MyLifeBoatPride: well bye bye
MyLifeBoatPride: scince my chastisment is over it appears
Sboomarang: ?
Sboomarang: wtf is that
MyLifeBoatPride: chastisement?
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: too big of a word i assume
MyLifeBoatPride: but im nice
MyLifeBoatPride: so ill tell you
MyLifeBoatPride: its when you're yelled at or told you did something wrong
MyLifeBoatPride: a punishment of sorts
MyLifeBoatPride: need a webster definition?
MyLifeBoatPride: www.dictionary.com
MyLifeBoatPride: search for chastise
Sboomarang: yeah how bout that
Sboomarang: you can use a dictionary
Sboomarang: anyways
MyLifeBoatPride: wow
MyLifeBoatPride: i had that as a spelling word in 4th grade
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: you should know it
Sboomarang: i must be a failure
MyLifeBoatPride: maybe
MyLifeBoatPride: but dont worry
MyLifeBoatPride: you'll go places
Sboomarang: lol, like CA maybe?
MyLifeBoatPride: with your extreme intimidation
MyLifeBoatPride: yay
MyLifeBoatPride: where in CA?
MyLifeBoatPride: i live there
MyLifeBoatPride: we can go have coffee
Sboomarang: youl be the first to know when i get there
MyLifeBoatPride: really?
MyLifeBoatPride: awsome
MyLifeBoatPride: i feel so honored
MyLifeBoatPride: but wait.. how will you find my house?
MyLifeBoatPride: its in irvine in case you didnt know
Sboomarang: look for the one with all the weights right?
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: actually... i have only a very small weight set here
MyLifeBoatPride: you can find me at 24 hour fitness if thats not too far out of the way?
Sboomarang: that must be torture
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: i go to LA fitness, and 24 hour fitness
MyLifeBoatPride: you should come with
Sboomarang: yeah, not so much
MyLifeBoatPride: ill teach you a thing or two in karate
MyLifeBoatPride: hehe
MyLifeBoatPride: i taught myself
Sboomarang: well your boring and your antics are hardly entertaining so ill leave you now
MyLifeBoatPride: thanks
MyLifeBoatPride: i love you too jeffery
MyLifeBoatPride: wait!
MyLifeBoatPride: one more thing..
Sboomarang: speak.
MyLifeBoatPride: are you jeffery the giraffe?
MyLifeBoatPride: and can i have your autograph if so
Sboomarang: oh wow.
MyLifeBoatPride: i always loved that guy
Sboomarang: you and your girl, are both hilarious
MyLifeBoatPride: thanks
MyLifeBoatPride: i love you too
MyLifeBoatPride: lets have sex
MyLifeBoatPride: you can go first too
MyLifeBoatPride: then we'll play ring toss
MyLifeBoatPride: throw dounuts
MyLifeBoatPride: thats fun
Sboomarang: wow.
MyLifeBoatPride: wouldnt you like that?
MyLifeBoatPride: scince you said you were a queer
Sboomarang: sorry to disapoint
MyLifeBoatPride: awww
MyLifeBoatPride: but... but...
MyLifeBoatPride: you said you were a queer coward
MyLifeBoatPride: oh well
MyLifeBoatPride: guess we can add liar onto it
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry to disappoint you jeffery
MyLifeBoatPride: but i must take my leave at the current moment
MyLifeBoatPride: wat are you saying to my gf?
Sboomarang: HAHAHAHA
MyLifeBoatPride: ok your gonna get fucked up
MyLifeBoatPride: i was listening to you actually
MyLifeBoatPride: i was messin around
Sboomarang: i told her that im gonna spoon out her eye, and skull fuck her
MyLifeBoatPride: but fuck you
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck you
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck andy
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck cancer
MyLifeBoatPride: you mother fucker
MyLifeBoatPride: ill fucking kill you if you ever touch her
Sboomarang: lol i highly doubt id want to touch something that stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: i swear to you
MyLifeBoatPride: ill fucking slit your throat
MyLifeBoatPride: im fuckin insane when it comes to protecting her
Sboomarang: hmm, i cant really see that in you
Sboomarang: weird
MyLifeBoatPride: really?
MyLifeBoatPride: you dont know me then
Sboomarang: are you fucking stup
Sboomarang: *stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: now you dont want to
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah im stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: but i can spell
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck head
Sboomarang: lol i didnt spell it wrong, i just entered to soon
Sboomarang: fuck head, thats a good one
MyLifeBoatPride: actually
Sboomarang: ill remmber it,
MyLifeBoatPride: the I comes before the D
MyLifeBoatPride: unless you think its spelled stupdi
MyLifeBoatPride: thats not a word bud
Sboomarang: re read and ill let it pass
MyLifeBoatPride: so anyways.. you mother fucker... in case you dont wanna die... stop talking to my girlfriend
Sboomarang: incase i wanna die, stop talkin to your girlfriend?
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah mother fucker
Sboomarang: that, doesnt make sense
Sboomarang: but hey
MyLifeBoatPride: im talkin to andy now mofo
Sboomarang: whatever
Sboomarang: please what ever you do, dont call me a mofo
MyLifeBoatPride: ok, you obviously arent taking me seriously
MyLifeBoatPride: whatever
MyLifeBoatPride: your grave
Sboomarang: oh man
Sboomarang: i gotta tell you
Sboomarang: that ALMOST made me rethink my actions
Sboomarang: almost
MyLifeBoatPride: keep your shit with me.. not her you douche bag
Sboomarang: what have i said to her? just curious
Sboomarang: send me the convo between us
MyLifeBoatPride: i dont have it
MyLifeBoatPride: she closed the box
MyLifeBoatPride: the whole "Sboomarang: i told her that im gonna spoon out her eye, and skull fuck her "
MyLifeBoatPride: thats nice isnt it?
MyLifeBoatPride: you mother fucker
Sboomarang: yeah like i said that to her
Sboomarang: wtf
Sboomarang: you are soo fucking stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah?
Sboomarang: yep
MyLifeBoatPride: i still spell better than you
MyLifeBoatPride: and type better
MyLifeBoatPride: and faster
MyLifeBoatPride: and have a bigger vocabulary
MyLifeBoatPride: so it doesnt matter
MyLifeBoatPride: arent you going to be a senior next year?
MyLifeBoatPride: or a junior?
MyLifeBoatPride: i forget
Sboomarang: senior
MyLifeBoatPride: oh there you go
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah.. i know more about you than you think little jeffery
MyLifeBoatPride: and ill know more
MyLifeBoatPride: i have resources... dont think im kidding you there
MyLifeBoatPride: if its the only thing you read.. that should be it
Sboomarang: thats funny, cause i dont give a fuck
MyLifeBoatPride: im sure you will
Sboomarang: i cant wait to see you 2 break up cause you freaked out and punched a cop for searching her
MyLifeBoatPride: lol, that wouldnt break us up
Sboomarang: yeah your together forever right?
MyLifeBoatPride: you know it
Sboomarang: .........
MyLifeBoatPride: wats the ...... for?
Sboomarang: nothing dont worry
Sboomarang: anyways, i do believe were done here
Sboomarang: unless you have more empty threats
MyLifeBoatPride: wait wat?
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry i was having a nice chat with my friend andy
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: have you seen batman yet?
Sboomarang: yeah
Sboomarang: anyways bye.
MyLifeBoatPride: bye
MyLifeBoatPride: nice meeting you jeffery
Sboomarang: watch your mouth when talkin to andy
Sboomarang: bye
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: we're tight again
MyLifeBoatPride signed off at 2:20:45 AM.
it should be known, however, that me and this kid were talking peacefully throughout this conversation about batman, and robot chicken, and such.
Sboomarang: so yeah
MyLifeBoatPride: whos this?
Sboomarang: this would be Jeffrey
Sboomarang: and we might have an issue
MyLifeBoatPride: oh we do have an issue
Sboomarang: you can only imagine
Sboomarang: whats your beaf with cancer?
MyLifeBoatPride: were you saying things about my girlfriend?
Sboomarang: LOL omfg
MyLifeBoatPride: whats ur last name?
Sboomarang: are you joking?
MyLifeBoatPride: i have beaf with more than 1 jeff
Sboomarang: you dont know me
MyLifeBoatPride: no no
MyLifeBoatPride: tell me though
Sboomarang: and the only reason i know you, is beacuse you got into some shit with cancer,
Sboomarang: so now you get to deal with me
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: you mean with andy?
MyLifeBoatPride: you know that muscle pic he has on his myspace?
MyLifeBoatPride: thats me
MyLifeBoatPride: not him
MyLifeBoatPride: i was pissed
MyLifeBoatPride: and i told him it was fucked up that i said cancer shit
MyLifeBoatPride: dont think im backing down from you cause im not
MyLifeBoatPride: if you want beaf you got it... but i told him wat was up already
Sboomarang: oh you told him?
Sboomarang: did you
MyLifeBoatPride: i did
MyLifeBoatPride: i told him it was really fucked up of me to say it
Sboomarang: yeah it was
MyLifeBoatPride: wat are you saying to my girlfriend? she says you're being mean to her
Sboomarang: you got some insecure thing goin on?
MyLifeBoatPride: wat?
MyLifeBoatPride: not really
Sboomarang: wow, you 2 got some issues you need to work out
MyLifeBoatPride: i got beaf with more than 1 jeff today
MyLifeBoatPride: who?
MyLifeBoatPride: me and andy?
MyLifeBoatPride: or me and my gf?
Sboomarang: stfu
Sboomarang: listen
MyLifeBoatPride: im reading
Sboomarang: dont freak out about every damn word
MyLifeBoatPride: i have add
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry
Sboomarang: jjust calm down, read left to right
Sboomarang: word to word
MyLifeBoatPride: hold on
MyLifeBoatPride: before we say anything else...
MyLifeBoatPride: wat did you say to my gf?
MyLifeBoatPride: she says your being an ass
Sboomarang: i told her i was gonna take her in a back ally and rape her
Sboomarang: jk
Sboomarang: coppertonebaby64: who is this, and why are you talking to my boyfriend?
Sboomarang: lol wtf
Sboomarang: get outta here
coppertonebaby64: who is this?
coppertonebaby64: i know andy
Sboomarang: how bout that
Sboomarang: so do i
Sboomarang: wow, well that was nice
Sboomarang: bye
Sboomarang: :-)
coppertonebaby64: wtf, why are you being so nice to MyLifeBoatPride...hes my boyfriend
MyLifeBoatPride: wow, you better be jk
Sboomarang: yeah im a pretty big asshole to girls huh
MyLifeBoatPride: wateva
MyLifeBoatPride: so anyways... why am i still here?
Sboomarang: cause you started some shit with andy, and you really, really shouldnt have
Sboomarang: god damn
Sboomarang: will you tell your girlfriend to shut the fuck up
MyLifeBoatPride: how bout this
MyLifeBoatPride: you will never use her and the word fuck in the same paragraph again
MyLifeBoatPride: then we'll talk
MyLifeBoatPride: hey
MyLifeBoatPride: if your shit is with m e
MyLifeBoatPride: dont take it out on her
Sboomarang: im not
MyLifeBoatPride: only queers and cowards argue with girls
Sboomarang: but shes talkin to me for NO reason
MyLifeBoatPride: she has a reason
Sboomarang: well im both
MyLifeBoatPride: she's friends with andy
MyLifeBoatPride: well, she's my gf first of all.. and she's andies friend.. and andy stole my fucking pic.. and took the credit..
MyLifeBoatPride: then... he went to you.. and said i was an ass about it
MyLifeBoatPride: yes i was a fuckin asshole about it
MyLifeBoatPride: but watever... im like a monkey, if you throw shit.. you'll get it back at you
MyLifeBoatPride: i even told him he could keep my pic up with his name on it for the night.. just cause i was in a good mood
MyLifeBoatPride: and cause i usually dont say fucked up shit about cancer.. my grandma died of it
Sboomarang: lol o lordy lordy, thank the heavens you were in a good mood
MyLifeBoatPride: last summer i lost my grandma to cancer.... so im pissed at myself for what i said
Sboomarang: good:-)
MyLifeBoatPride: dont worry... not that you could do anything to me.... but ive already punished myself
Sboomarang: LOL
Sboomarang: you are way to overconfident
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: i know
Sboomarang: what are you gonna do sit ups on me?
MyLifeBoatPride: when you take half the senior class at your school, it tends to make you that way
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry for my confidence
Sboomarang: oh man, you must be some kinda machine...
Sboomarang: please
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
Sboomarang: im joking
Sboomarang: god damn
MyLifeBoatPride: dont praise.. i hate people who do that shit
MyLifeBoatPride: it pisses me off kinda
Sboomarang: you and your girl, dont know sarcasm
Sboomarang: IM NOT PRAISING YOU
Sboomarang: omfg
Sboomarang: your retarted
MyLifeBoatPride: thanks
Sboomarang: :-)anytime
MyLifeBoatPride: maybe we should have beef for you making fun of retards huh?
MyLifeBoatPride: my little bro is mentally disabled you jackass
MyLifeBoatPride: i hate people who make fun of mentally disabled people
MyLifeBoatPride: its so fucked up
Sboomarang: well my best friend has cancer
MyLifeBoatPride: congrats.... ive lost people to that shit
MyLifeBoatPride: its a little different
Sboomarang: dont worry, your strong enough to bring them back from the dead right?
Sboomarang: i mean, you took the entire senior class
MyLifeBoatPride: wow, you're fucking dumb arent you
MyLifeBoatPride: now are you getting to the point or not?
Sboomarang: im holdin a conversation with you
MyLifeBoatPride: i need to go soon
Sboomarang: .....what does that make you
MyLifeBoatPride: i never said i was smart
Sboomarang: point
MyLifeBoatPride: i tell everyone that im dumb
MyLifeBoatPride: at least im not afraid to admit it
Sboomarang: watch your fucking mouth when talkin to andy, unless you want a shoe in it
Sboomarang: :-)
MyLifeBoatPride: i love shoes
MyLifeBoatPride: wait.. wat kind?
MyLifeBoatPride: if its a sandel than fuck off
MyLifeBoatPride: i like sneakers though
Sboomarang: wtf is a sandel
MyLifeBoatPride: and cleets are the best
MyLifeBoatPride: flip flop?
MyLifeBoatPride: thats what they're called
MyLifeBoatPride: sandle*
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry i misspelled it
Sboomarang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sboomarang: oh man
Sboomarang: anyways
Sboomarang: i leave you to lifting weights and your girlfriend
MyLifeBoatPride: ok well anyways.. i gotta go soon, please say something interesting before i fall asleep
MyLifeBoatPride: tell andy i say hi next time you see him
Sboomarang: yeah, not so much
MyLifeBoatPride: ok
MyLifeBoatPride: well bye bye
MyLifeBoatPride: scince my chastisment is over it appears
Sboomarang: ?
Sboomarang: wtf is that
MyLifeBoatPride: chastisement?
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: too big of a word i assume
MyLifeBoatPride: but im nice
MyLifeBoatPride: so ill tell you
MyLifeBoatPride: its when you're yelled at or told you did something wrong
MyLifeBoatPride: a punishment of sorts
MyLifeBoatPride: need a webster definition?
MyLifeBoatPride: www.dictionary.com
MyLifeBoatPride: search for chastise
Sboomarang: yeah how bout that
Sboomarang: you can use a dictionary
Sboomarang: anyways
MyLifeBoatPride: wow
MyLifeBoatPride: i had that as a spelling word in 4th grade
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: you should know it
Sboomarang: i must be a failure
MyLifeBoatPride: maybe
MyLifeBoatPride: but dont worry
MyLifeBoatPride: you'll go places
Sboomarang: lol, like CA maybe?
MyLifeBoatPride: with your extreme intimidation
MyLifeBoatPride: yay
MyLifeBoatPride: where in CA?
MyLifeBoatPride: i live there
MyLifeBoatPride: we can go have coffee
Sboomarang: youl be the first to know when i get there
MyLifeBoatPride: really?
MyLifeBoatPride: awsome
MyLifeBoatPride: i feel so honored
MyLifeBoatPride: but wait.. how will you find my house?
MyLifeBoatPride: its in irvine in case you didnt know
Sboomarang: look for the one with all the weights right?
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: actually... i have only a very small weight set here
MyLifeBoatPride: you can find me at 24 hour fitness if thats not too far out of the way?
Sboomarang: that must be torture
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: i go to LA fitness, and 24 hour fitness
MyLifeBoatPride: you should come with
Sboomarang: yeah, not so much
MyLifeBoatPride: ill teach you a thing or two in karate
MyLifeBoatPride: hehe
MyLifeBoatPride: i taught myself
Sboomarang: well your boring and your antics are hardly entertaining so ill leave you now
MyLifeBoatPride: thanks
MyLifeBoatPride: i love you too jeffery
MyLifeBoatPride: wait!
MyLifeBoatPride: one more thing..
Sboomarang: speak.
MyLifeBoatPride: are you jeffery the giraffe?
MyLifeBoatPride: and can i have your autograph if so
Sboomarang: oh wow.
MyLifeBoatPride: i always loved that guy
Sboomarang: you and your girl, are both hilarious
MyLifeBoatPride: thanks
MyLifeBoatPride: i love you too
MyLifeBoatPride: lets have sex
MyLifeBoatPride: you can go first too
MyLifeBoatPride: then we'll play ring toss
MyLifeBoatPride: throw dounuts
MyLifeBoatPride: thats fun
Sboomarang: wow.
MyLifeBoatPride: wouldnt you like that?
MyLifeBoatPride: scince you said you were a queer
Sboomarang: sorry to disapoint
MyLifeBoatPride: awww
MyLifeBoatPride: but... but...
MyLifeBoatPride: you said you were a queer coward
MyLifeBoatPride: oh well
MyLifeBoatPride: guess we can add liar onto it
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry to disappoint you jeffery
MyLifeBoatPride: but i must take my leave at the current moment
MyLifeBoatPride: wat are you saying to my gf?
Sboomarang: HAHAHAHA
MyLifeBoatPride: ok your gonna get fucked up
MyLifeBoatPride: i was listening to you actually
MyLifeBoatPride: i was messin around
Sboomarang: i told her that im gonna spoon out her eye, and skull fuck her
MyLifeBoatPride: but fuck you
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck you
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck andy
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck cancer
MyLifeBoatPride: you mother fucker
MyLifeBoatPride: ill fucking kill you if you ever touch her
Sboomarang: lol i highly doubt id want to touch something that stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: i swear to you
MyLifeBoatPride: ill fucking slit your throat
MyLifeBoatPride: im fuckin insane when it comes to protecting her
Sboomarang: hmm, i cant really see that in you
Sboomarang: weird
MyLifeBoatPride: really?
MyLifeBoatPride: you dont know me then
Sboomarang: are you fucking stup
Sboomarang: *stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: now you dont want to
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah im stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: but i can spell
MyLifeBoatPride: fuck head
Sboomarang: lol i didnt spell it wrong, i just entered to soon
Sboomarang: fuck head, thats a good one
MyLifeBoatPride: actually
Sboomarang: ill remmber it,
MyLifeBoatPride: the I comes before the D
MyLifeBoatPride: unless you think its spelled stupdi
MyLifeBoatPride: thats not a word bud
Sboomarang: re read and ill let it pass
MyLifeBoatPride: so anyways.. you mother fucker... in case you dont wanna die... stop talking to my girlfriend
Sboomarang: incase i wanna die, stop talkin to your girlfriend?
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah mother fucker
Sboomarang: that, doesnt make sense
Sboomarang: but hey
MyLifeBoatPride: im talkin to andy now mofo
Sboomarang: whatever
Sboomarang: please what ever you do, dont call me a mofo
MyLifeBoatPride: ok, you obviously arent taking me seriously
MyLifeBoatPride: whatever
MyLifeBoatPride: your grave
Sboomarang: oh man
Sboomarang: i gotta tell you
Sboomarang: that ALMOST made me rethink my actions
Sboomarang: almost
MyLifeBoatPride: keep your shit with me.. not her you douche bag
Sboomarang: what have i said to her? just curious
Sboomarang: send me the convo between us
MyLifeBoatPride: i dont have it
MyLifeBoatPride: she closed the box
MyLifeBoatPride: the whole "Sboomarang: i told her that im gonna spoon out her eye, and skull fuck her "
MyLifeBoatPride: thats nice isnt it?
MyLifeBoatPride: you mother fucker
Sboomarang: yeah like i said that to her
Sboomarang: wtf
Sboomarang: you are soo fucking stupid
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah?
Sboomarang: yep
MyLifeBoatPride: i still spell better than you
MyLifeBoatPride: and type better
MyLifeBoatPride: and faster
MyLifeBoatPride: and have a bigger vocabulary
MyLifeBoatPride: so it doesnt matter
MyLifeBoatPride: arent you going to be a senior next year?
MyLifeBoatPride: or a junior?
MyLifeBoatPride: i forget
Sboomarang: senior
MyLifeBoatPride: oh there you go
MyLifeBoatPride: yeah.. i know more about you than you think little jeffery
MyLifeBoatPride: and ill know more
MyLifeBoatPride: i have resources... dont think im kidding you there
MyLifeBoatPride: if its the only thing you read.. that should be it
Sboomarang: thats funny, cause i dont give a fuck
MyLifeBoatPride: im sure you will
Sboomarang: i cant wait to see you 2 break up cause you freaked out and punched a cop for searching her
MyLifeBoatPride: lol, that wouldnt break us up
Sboomarang: yeah your together forever right?
MyLifeBoatPride: you know it
Sboomarang: .........
MyLifeBoatPride: wats the ...... for?
Sboomarang: nothing dont worry
Sboomarang: anyways, i do believe were done here
Sboomarang: unless you have more empty threats
MyLifeBoatPride: wait wat?
MyLifeBoatPride: sorry i was having a nice chat with my friend andy
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: have you seen batman yet?
Sboomarang: yeah
Sboomarang: anyways bye.
MyLifeBoatPride: bye
MyLifeBoatPride: nice meeting you jeffery
Sboomarang: watch your mouth when talkin to andy
Sboomarang: bye
MyLifeBoatPride: lol
MyLifeBoatPride: we're tight again
MyLifeBoatPride signed off at 2:20:45 AM.