Not very dial up friendly
Come on you buggers get the rest
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He died in a bizarre gardening accident.. Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.
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It seems we've found that container of lost Easter eggs. We're getting confirmation on this from the Louisville Police Department. Well, sir, that would be good news, but the eggs have hatched.
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But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare.
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I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals... Burning my pretty flesh.
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I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work.