Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid... Like Everything By Larry The Cable Guy
Git R' Done!
I've heard that phrase over a million times and it still makes my blood boil. What the hell is so funny about Larry the Cable Guy? Nothing is more funny than jokes about facial moles, farting, and biscuits smothered in gravy. Actually, what the hell is so great about any of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour guys? With the exception of Ron White and the occasional Bill Engvall, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is a basically the backbone of the American stereotype (Ted Nugent doesn't help the situation). Yeah that's right, we're all just a bunch of gun loving, inbred, trailer park trash. Do people ever stop and think about what they are saying and/or doing? If you don't want to be made fun of, take the "Git R' Done" sticker off the back of your piss-poor Ford truck and shave your Billy Ray Cyrus mullet right off. Why the hell would ANYBODY want to look like Billy Ray Cyrus anyways? His career lasted about as long as the crowd's attention span during an REM concert. But of course he couldn't go quietly. He HAD to write the anthem for every redneck marriage for the next few centuries. Yes, I am talking about Achy Breaky Heart, that monotonous farce of a song. Damn you Billy Ray Cyrus... Damn you...
I've heard that phrase over a million times and it still makes my blood boil. What the hell is so funny about Larry the Cable Guy? Nothing is more funny than jokes about facial moles, farting, and biscuits smothered in gravy. Actually, what the hell is so great about any of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour guys? With the exception of Ron White and the occasional Bill Engvall, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is a basically the backbone of the American stereotype (Ted Nugent doesn't help the situation). Yeah that's right, we're all just a bunch of gun loving, inbred, trailer park trash. Do people ever stop and think about what they are saying and/or doing? If you don't want to be made fun of, take the "Git R' Done" sticker off the back of your piss-poor Ford truck and shave your Billy Ray Cyrus mullet right off. Why the hell would ANYBODY want to look like Billy Ray Cyrus anyways? His career lasted about as long as the crowd's attention span during an REM concert. But of course he couldn't go quietly. He HAD to write the anthem for every redneck marriage for the next few centuries. Yes, I am talking about Achy Breaky Heart, that monotonous farce of a song. Damn you Billy Ray Cyrus... Damn you...