A New Rant... For Those Of You Who Follow Me.
Of all the trite and meaningless pranks to pull, TP'ing is probably number one on that list. "Dude! Wouldn't it be great if we threw rolls of paper that are normally used to sanitize our anus after taking a shit into someone's trees!!!" So exhilarating... TP'ing is almost as pointless as middle school "relationships" (or most high school relationships now that I think about it). You try so hard to make something work, and in the end what are you left with besides a handfull of memories that in a month, won't mean shit. The only impression that you are going to leave by TP'ing somebody's house is that you are a giant twat with far too much toilet paper lying around.
If you're going to attempt to ruin someone else's day, at least be a little more creative. I'm tired of people asking me if I want to TP some douchebag's house while he's inside beating off to a torn-up Playboy that he found on the rail trail. Leave a baby on their porch, set up a living room in their front lawn, BE CREATIVE!!!
And that America, is what really Grinds My Gears...
137 People were expecting me to make at least one referrence to the Family Guy movie.
If you're going to attempt to ruin someone else's day, at least be a little more creative. I'm tired of people asking me if I want to TP some douchebag's house while he's inside beating off to a torn-up Playboy that he found on the rail trail. Leave a baby on their porch, set up a living room in their front lawn, BE CREATIVE!!!
And that America, is what really Grinds My Gears...
137 People were expecting me to make at least one referrence to the Family Guy movie.