goddamn I'm bored

[i_hate_mullen]

(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to japan
(_) ridden in a taxi
(_) had anal sex
(_) been in love
(_) had sex in public
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(_) been in a fist fight
(x) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
(_) been caught masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
(_) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(_) been to europe
(_) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office
(x) been married (almost!)
(x) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(_) stripped at a party
(_) literally crawled to your house drunk, even if just from across the street

How to play: mark off all of the ones that you have never done with an "x".