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80 things you might not know about me.
1. What is your middle name?
Dane
2. How big is your bed?
King
3. What are you listening to right now?
Whatever my sister is watching on TV
4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
Cell phone?
5. What was the last thing you did today?
Ummm... read a little bit
6. Last person who drove you somewhere?
Maximilian
7. How is the weather right now?
I have no idea, I'm inside
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Robert Miller
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Depends. Clothes maybe
10. Favorite type of Food?
Meat
11. Do you want children? How many?
2 or 3... depends if any woman will tolerate my semen
12. What is a strange fact about you?
My ear was bleeding earlier
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
No, unless I got so drunk that I don't remember ever getting drunk in the first place
14. Hair color?
Brown
15. Eye color?
Brown
16.Do you wear eye contacts?
Nothing should be touching my eyeball, I'm sorry
17. Favorite holiday?
I'm a Christmas fan
18. Favorite Season?
Winter
19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Hoo boy...
20. Last Movie you Watched?
Hercules
21. Something you can't wait for?
Current boredom to end
22. Do you chew ice?
Before the ice in my house started to suck
23. McDreamy or Mcsteamy?
Ummm... McDreamy?
24. Would you like some beer? milk? bologna?
I'm a 7th level vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow
25. Do you know what the snack that smiles back is?
*oral sex joke*
26. Are you feeling extra happy today
Hell no. Much worse than normal
27. Good or evil?
Every Villain Is Lemons
28. Favorite disney movie?
The Lion King
29. What book are you reading?
The Golden Compass (again)
30. Piercings?
No...
31. Favorite Movie?
The Lion King/ Pulp Fiction/ Robin Hood
32. Favorite MLB Team?
Whatever team Stephen Salzano will be on one day
33. What were you doing before this?
Waiting for something to happen
34. Any pets?
A lot
35. sun tan or tanning bed?
Neither
36. Who's your favorite anchorman?
Popeye
37. Luke or Owen Wilson?
They both suck
38. Favorite Flower?
Rose, sadly
39. What movie do you look forward to seeing?
Transformers, though I know it will suck
40. Have you ever loved someone?
Stop asking about that. Sore subject
41. Who would you like to see right now?
Anyone
42. Last time you cried?
Hell if I know
43. Last game you played?
Pokemon
44. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yep
45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Middle
46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Sherwood Forest
47. Are you missing someone?
Everyone
48. Ever notice how songs you loved when you were little, are even more dirty now?
Maybe?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
Not that I know of
50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Cartoons suck now, at least on Fox and WB
51. Are you hiding something from someone?
Proabably
52. Are you 18?
Are you coming on to me? I'm jailbait, mister.
53. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
What is this, make Chris feel bad for not having a functioning cellphone day?
54. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Not really. It's hard to sleep as of late
55. First thing you thought about this morning?
A really creepy dream I had
57. Grilled or fried?
Fried, every time
58. What's your favorite SNL cast member?
Don't you mean, "Who's your favorite SNL cast member?" If you do, then it's Phil Hartman, God rest his soul
59. Whens the last time you saw your best friend(s)?
Best friends are for people with personality
60. Are you afraid of the dark?
I LOVED THAT SHOW!
61. When was your last road trip?
A while ago...
62. 4 people you cant live without?
Myself, Bear Grylls, Ryan Morgan, Rorshach
63. First thing you will buy if given 50 thousand dollars?
Booster box
64. Favorite song(s)?
A Martyr For My Love For You, Power Rangers Theme, Sick Sick Sick, Masturbating the War God, Techno Fitness
65. What are you afraid of?
Being alone (in the big picture sense)
66. Are you a giver or a taker?
Hmm.... unfortunately I think I'm a bit of a taker, but I'm working on changing that
67. What do people call you for short?
Chris is only one syllable. Can't get much shorter than that
68. What is your dads middle name?
Willard
69. Whats your mothers middle name?
Marie
70. Stuck on a deserted island & could bring 4 things?
Four turtles, which I can lash together to make a raft with human hair... from my back (fuck you Jack Sparrow)
71. Favorite commerical?
Red Stripe commercials
72. Whos your cell phone provider?
>:(
73. whos locker is next to yours?
Sister's
74. Favorite color?
Purple
75. What are the things you'll always bring with you?
Emotional baggage
76. What did you want to be when you were a kid?
A pokemon master
77. What do you usually do when the clock turns 7am?
Continue sleeping
78. The color of your bed sheets?
Purple/white
79. Who do you want to meet?
Harry Potter!
80. What do you think about before you go to sleep?
Bad things
1. What is your middle name?
Dane
2. How big is your bed?
King
3. What are you listening to right now?
Whatever my sister is watching on TV
4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
Cell phone?
5. What was the last thing you did today?
Ummm... read a little bit
6. Last person who drove you somewhere?
Maximilian
7. How is the weather right now?
I have no idea, I'm inside
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Robert Miller
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Depends. Clothes maybe
10. Favorite type of Food?
Meat
11. Do you want children? How many?
2 or 3... depends if any woman will tolerate my semen
12. What is a strange fact about you?
My ear was bleeding earlier
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
No, unless I got so drunk that I don't remember ever getting drunk in the first place
14. Hair color?
Brown
15. Eye color?
Brown
16.Do you wear eye contacts?
Nothing should be touching my eyeball, I'm sorry
17. Favorite holiday?
I'm a Christmas fan
18. Favorite Season?
Winter
19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Hoo boy...
20. Last Movie you Watched?
Hercules
21. Something you can't wait for?
Current boredom to end
22. Do you chew ice?
Before the ice in my house started to suck
23. McDreamy or Mcsteamy?
Ummm... McDreamy?
24. Would you like some beer? milk? bologna?
I'm a 7th level vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow
25. Do you know what the snack that smiles back is?
*oral sex joke*
26. Are you feeling extra happy today
Hell no. Much worse than normal
27. Good or evil?
Every Villain Is Lemons
28. Favorite disney movie?
The Lion King
29. What book are you reading?
The Golden Compass (again)
30. Piercings?
No...
31. Favorite Movie?
The Lion King/ Pulp Fiction/ Robin Hood
32. Favorite MLB Team?
Whatever team Stephen Salzano will be on one day
33. What were you doing before this?
Waiting for something to happen
34. Any pets?
A lot
35. sun tan or tanning bed?
Neither
36. Who's your favorite anchorman?
Popeye
37. Luke or Owen Wilson?
They both suck
38. Favorite Flower?
Rose, sadly
39. What movie do you look forward to seeing?
Transformers, though I know it will suck
40. Have you ever loved someone?
Stop asking about that. Sore subject
41. Who would you like to see right now?
Anyone
42. Last time you cried?
Hell if I know
43. Last game you played?
Pokemon
44. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yep
45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Middle
46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Sherwood Forest
47. Are you missing someone?
Everyone
48. Ever notice how songs you loved when you were little, are even more dirty now?
Maybe?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
Not that I know of
50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Cartoons suck now, at least on Fox and WB
51. Are you hiding something from someone?
Proabably
52. Are you 18?
Are you coming on to me? I'm jailbait, mister.
53. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
What is this, make Chris feel bad for not having a functioning cellphone day?
54. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Not really. It's hard to sleep as of late
55. First thing you thought about this morning?
A really creepy dream I had
57. Grilled or fried?
Fried, every time
58. What's your favorite SNL cast member?
Don't you mean, "Who's your favorite SNL cast member?" If you do, then it's Phil Hartman, God rest his soul
59. Whens the last time you saw your best friend(s)?
Best friends are for people with personality
60. Are you afraid of the dark?
I LOVED THAT SHOW!
61. When was your last road trip?
A while ago...
62. 4 people you cant live without?
Myself, Bear Grylls, Ryan Morgan, Rorshach
63. First thing you will buy if given 50 thousand dollars?
Booster box
64. Favorite song(s)?
A Martyr For My Love For You, Power Rangers Theme, Sick Sick Sick, Masturbating the War God, Techno Fitness
65. What are you afraid of?
Being alone (in the big picture sense)
66. Are you a giver or a taker?
Hmm.... unfortunately I think I'm a bit of a taker, but I'm working on changing that
67. What do people call you for short?
Chris is only one syllable. Can't get much shorter than that
68. What is your dads middle name?
Willard
69. Whats your mothers middle name?
Marie
70. Stuck on a deserted island & could bring 4 things?
Four turtles, which I can lash together to make a raft with human hair... from my back (fuck you Jack Sparrow)
71. Favorite commerical?
Red Stripe commercials
72. Whos your cell phone provider?
>:(
73. whos locker is next to yours?
Sister's
74. Favorite color?
Purple
75. What are the things you'll always bring with you?
Emotional baggage
76. What did you want to be when you were a kid?
A pokemon master
77. What do you usually do when the clock turns 7am?
Continue sleeping
78. The color of your bed sheets?
Purple/white
79. Who do you want to meet?
Harry Potter!
80. What do you think about before you go to sleep?
Bad things