http://www.switched.com/2007/11/12/one-third-of-women-who-meet-people-online-have-sex-on-first-date/ I thought this article was funny enough to begin with, especially the part where they mention that like 100% of guys who meet people online give it up on the first date, but then I started reading the reader comments below the article (and there are not many, so don't worry... you won't have to read TOO far) and some of those were actually funnier than the main article itself.
Also, Happy Veteran's Day. If you know someone who's served (past or present) tell 'em thanks.