Advice From a Duke of Hell
So it seems that not everyone liked my last story. Hah, well I can tell that he is just jealous that he doesn't have fans wot beg him to write more. I would go and defriend 'im, but then I wouldn't be able to keep up with wot he is saying about me. Worst of all he reckons that I 'ave a 'fing' for him and actually like reading about 'im doing disgusting stuff with angels, nearly threw up at that thought I did. Anyway, most of you will be glad to know that I won't let 'im put me off writing that sequal wot I 'ave said I will write (I'll threaten Dreya with a Dementors Disrobed centrefold if she refuses to help me with it - not that I actually like the centrefolds in Dementors Disrobed or nothing, I just get it for the articles on tormenting humans).
Anyway, I 'ave been reading some of them magazines for human women lately and 'ave found the problem pages to be dead entertaining. So wot I thought I could do today, not 'aving much else wot needs doing, was give you lot advice on your problems, wot will enable you to live a more sinful and diabolical life. So leave a comment with your query or problem and I will reply, telling you wot you should do about it.
Anyway, I 'ave been reading some of them magazines for human women lately and 'ave found the problem pages to be dead entertaining. So wot I thought I could do today, not 'aving much else wot needs doing, was give you lot advice on your problems, wot will enable you to live a more sinful and diabolical life. So leave a comment with your query or problem and I will reply, telling you wot you should do about it.