It might not be as warm and toasty as sitting around the fire but...

[i_gouge]

Since I know how much some of you value being direct rather than talking behind people's backs, please use the comment feature in this entry to air any grievances you have against me or voice any ultra creepy misogynistic notions you have about how I conduct myself. They will be noted. Thanks.

P.S. Compliments are dandy as well.

Comments

grievances

[tolerancia]

1) you don't swear enough

2) you don't hit people enough

3) you really should start drinking

4) you dress too warmly in the spring and summer months

5) you have little hands and big feet

6) you are too cryptic - you're so passive that you're not even passive aggressive. fling some fucking dirt!

7) you should roller blade

8) you never use cheats >:-/

Re: grievances

[i_gouge]

I completely agree with the first six. Seven makes me think you want me dead. As for eight, you've never seen me play NBA Jam.

Re: grievances

[i_gouge]

And I'll concede that grindfest 16-bit action-RPGs are probably best enjoyed with a little assistance.

Re: grievances

[dork432]

I watched you beat Contra, and we all know that there's only 1 way to beat Contra.

red handed once again

[i_gouge]

And I unsuccessfully attempted to exploit a glitch in Maniac Mansion immediately afterward.

Re: grievances

[tolerancia]

i think watching you rollerblade would be the funniest thing ever. but you should probably wear a helmet and elbow pads. :-)

Re: grievances

[i_gouge]

Roller skating was traumatic enough!

Re: grievances

[dork432]

Roller skating is way harder than roller blading.

Re: grievances

[i_gouge]

Falling sideways probably hurts less than falling forwards or backwards.

Re: grievances

[teedl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA number 5....

Re: grievances

[i_gouge]

I just found out that Ben Wallace has that same issue, so I'm not suffering alone.