Straight-gay man or gay-straight man?

[i_gotsunshine]

There is this boy here who is super cute, an excellent dancer, and a good kisser. He's the kind of boy who you just want to smell all the time and holds your hand when you're walking home from a party.

But I think he might be gay.

He tweezes his eyebrows, LOVES shopping, and has a lot of hair products.

Discuss.

Comments

[jacobthinxwrong]

he sounds like Christian from Clueless.

[sleepstar]

important to know before making executive decision:

hair color
how skinny
does he 'bounce' when he walks
did you kiss him?

respond.

[i_gotsunshine]

brunette.
i'd say he's 5'11 and 175 pounds so average a little on the skinny side?
no bouncing
and yeah. for about three weekends now.

[fakeplast1ctree]

oh man

tom (the original metro) takes great offense to all this. so much, in fact, he's speaking in third person.

i'm a good 50 pounds lighter [take offense to the skinny part]
i have like 10 hair products and pay 20 bux for a small bottle of reconstructor (not conditioner) [take offense to hair product comment]
i enjoy shopping, dress well, and probably dance and kiss better [refer liz, inga]

and fortunately i don't bounce.
that's the big, the bouncing thing. idk - my gaydar's getting really good. half the guys here are gay. and considering it's a school of 10k, that's a lot of gay.

look in his eyes.
gay guys have gay eyes. they twinkle.
and i'm serious here.

[i_gotsunshine]

twinkle? describe the aforementioned twinkle

[hurleygurlie199]

omg, i think the boy i like is gay too!