Back on the grid
So we're finally back in cell range after spending the last who the hell knows how long out in the middle of buttfuck arctic circle nowhere in...I think, Sweden. It was pretty damn cool building stuff and sleeping in huts...and we got to kill our own food too! One of the meals almost took Birdie down with it, but he went completely badass and put an arrow through it's brain. If he wasn't hurt it would have been hot as hell. What am I saying? It was still pretty damn awesome.
Good news. I only have a bit of a sunburn. Ran out of that weird goop that the Danskie's ice princess made out of leaves and scheiße from the forest, so I couldn't keep my pasty arsch from the sun the whole time. It's a real pain in the ass being this white sometimes. I've got myself a hot genius to help me with the aloe lotion though. Totally worth it!
What the hell is everybody up to, ja? There's still some time left in the break and I want to take Birdie somewhere. Suggest something awesome!
Good news. I only have a bit of a sunburn. Ran out of that weird goop that the Danskie's ice princess made out of leaves and scheiße from the forest, so I couldn't keep my pasty arsch from the sun the whole time. It's a real pain in the ass being this white sometimes. I've got myself a hot genius to help me with the aloe lotion though. Totally worth it!
What the hell is everybody up to, ja? There's still some time left in the break and I want to take Birdie somewhere. Suggest something awesome!