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[i_got_5_meters]

The Riech of RISK has finally fallen! Vati finally lost a match of RISK. HA!

Birdie...you have no idea what the fuck you've just gotten yourself into. Expect him to come knocking on the door at some odd hour of the day carrying the game with him and demanding a rematch. Or he might just page you to the office during class or something. He's never

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[berwaldsverige]

I won't be. I'm no slouch at RISK either. But Tell him DIPLOMACY is Risk by the 100th power of CHALLENGE and STRATEGY. I bet Eduard knows that one too. He's a game nerd. But just in case:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomacy_(game)
http://www.diplom.org/~diparch/god.htm



Note with PRIDE that PRUSSIA is on this particular game board. (So is Sweden and all us Nordic powers.)

[tino_suomi]

... I'll play if you promise not to CONQUER me.

[i_got_5_meters]

Screw Germany! Prussia's on that map, little man! The great and mighty east is going to beat all y'all! (tries to do that sassy black woman finger snap/ head bob combo)

[tino_suomi]

Gil you are like, 8 shades too white. *laughs* And I'm going to be in alliance with Berwald, if you invade either of us the other will come to the rescue.

[i_got_5_meters]

That's how WWI started and that didn't go too well, now did it? Oh what's that?? A little history lesson, tinyman! You two better get ready to get ROCKED.

[berwaldsverige]

Sorry Askling. I annex you first. Gotta have my Viking Bride Finland by my side. Sweden and Finland were together for CENTURIES. It's only right we relive the past properly and fight as one unit. xoxoxoxo

But I agree Denmark will go down in flames. (Merely on principal.)

[tino_suomi]

Do I still get to play even if you annex me or do I just gotta stand and make an appearance for the diplomatic meetings? Can I represent the wants and needs of Finland?

[berwaldsverige]

we stand a united front askling. it is one land joined two married countries... we both stand over equally..

[tino_suomi]

Awesome! Okay, then I don't mind so much. I just didn't want to be an underling... not that I don't look like one, but if I have to be the robin to your batman I'll be the more modern one that wears pants... not the panties robin from the 70s.



Though, I do like how YOU look in tight underwear... AH! Shit I had a dirty thought! *books in lap trick like Mads taught'em* And no, not you dressed as robin, something else, but I can't say it here because then everyone will know how messed up my brain is! *whimper*

[berwaldsverige]

I dunno Askling... you in the panties in my head is making for some great mind candy right now. But not in green, in Blue... and no shirt or shoes. Just the Manties and a cape and that mask.

Dear god... stop giving me erections during class damn you Askling! *faints*

You.. Me.... In the car... at lunch. Meet me there I need a good few minutes of groping damn it!

[tino_suomi]

Aw, I do too. You have no idea. I can't wait for the bell to ring voi luoja! But I can't help it, you give me ones too in my imagination!!!

[i_got_5_meters]

Now THAT is something I would be willing to team up with you guys on. Let's give the danskie a barbarian arsch-kicking!

[berwaldsverige]

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