top ten things that turn matthew on

[i_get_drunk]

1. southern accents
2. black bras
3. gleaming eyes
4. smooth legs
5. suple lush lips
6. skirt
7. playing with my hair
8. silent stares
9. mumbled words
10. pretty smell

now go look at mario's

Comments

[i_get_drunk]

these were not in order

REVISED LIST

[recessive]

1. ghetto accents
2. obese black women
3. hairy legs
4. girls with accents so thick you don't know what they are saying
5. jesus... holy crap he is so hot.
6. hot wax on your nippppleeess
7. pulling out your leg hair
8. crackers.
9. talking really loudly, like screaming.
10. smelling like ass.

i loveeeeeeeeee youuuuuu soooo much best friend!

[wastedgrnchucks]

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[__stories__]

uuuhh use ur phone!

[ex_convey]

You're so weird, Matt. But i still love you :)

[wastedgrnchucks]

lol bonnie..............hey i cant read ur lj at all