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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday checkmypulse and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I pulled hopskotch546's hair (-5 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole zekemmvii's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-697 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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