Dec 13, 2005 23:07
it's funny how kids speak their minds....
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET
MARRIED??
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have
to work
anymore, and you can spend all your time loving
each other in your
bedroom." (Judy, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find
me a
wife!" (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
and
that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date."
(Mike,10)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have
enough bucks to
buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll
want to have
videos of the wedding." (Jim,10)
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big
embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you,
I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a
few
hours." (Kally, 9)
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE
SINGLE
OR MARRIED??
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys
need somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette,
9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.
I'm
just a
kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS
BETWEEN
TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has
something
to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and
deodorant are
so popular." (Jan, 9)
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow
or
something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be
so
painful."
(Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your
life."
(Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to
spell, I
don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD
HANDS
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off
because
they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)