list of some infuriating people/instances.........
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is? >>>>>> pare, if i point at my crotch while asking for the goddam time, then there's a problem alryt!
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the T.V. remote because
they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually. >>>> well, maybe it's just a form of exercise for 'em, hehe..
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is
cake if you can't eat it? >>> ye gotta point there, pal! cake is to mouth while &^$*(*& is to 94357132659...
4 When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! >>>> uh.. no comment.. dont wanna get my butt kicked..
5 When people say while watching a film "did you
see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the damn floor. >>> weeell, many people prefer to have some exquisite, rejuvenating, tickling massage in front of the big screen..
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya
sunshine? >>> para hindi kana maka tanggi! haha!
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which
is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it, couldn't be new. >>>> have you heard the song same old brand new you? wala lang.. =D
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer? >>> they probably dont have a life, honey..
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone
asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came
would I be standing here, dumbass? >>> wooshoo. pacute lang yun para kausapin mo! hahaha! gasgas na yan, lol!
funny.. i often do some of those up there ... just like the first one.. hihi.. i think everyone does, right?
the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is? >>>>>> pare, if i point at my crotch while asking for the goddam time, then there's a problem alryt!
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the T.V. remote because
they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually. >>>> well, maybe it's just a form of exercise for 'em, hehe..
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is
cake if you can't eat it? >>> ye gotta point there, pal! cake is to mouth while &^$*(*& is to 94357132659...
4 When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! >>>> uh.. no comment.. dont wanna get my butt kicked..
5 When people say while watching a film "did you
see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the damn floor. >>> weeell, many people prefer to have some exquisite, rejuvenating, tickling massage in front of the big screen..
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya
sunshine? >>> para hindi kana maka tanggi! haha!
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which
is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it, couldn't be new. >>>> have you heard the song same old brand new you? wala lang.. =D
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer? >>> they probably dont have a life, honey..
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone
asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came
would I be standing here, dumbass? >>> wooshoo. pacute lang yun para kausapin mo! hahaha! gasgas na yan, lol!
funny.. i often do some of those up there ... just like the first one.. hihi.. i think everyone does, right?