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[i_eat_posi_kids]

so
first experience of being 21

i woke up today with a dead phone and a couch covered in piss

7shots and 5 beers (1 beer being a fosters oil can) = bad idea.

so i can only imagine what tonight is gonna be like, seeing as how last night i clearly remember needing to go to the bathroom but being too tired but assuming i could make it through the night, well i was wrong

damn you makers mark!