In the year 2006 I resolve to:

[i_eat_heroin]

Take over the world.

Swallow more, spit less

Be more gangster than Snoop Dogg.

Drink more beer.

Take a chainsaw-juggling class.

Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable.

Learn to eat fire.

Find out who I got that STD from.

Frag more noobs.

Make the FBIs most wanted list and/or get on cops.

Become one with my inner sociopath.

Forget my New Year's Resolution.