some more important life lessons

Jun 14, 2005 20:29

life lessons:

6. never let joe and jeff get into your car with a filled water gun.
7. never let joe tell you a shortcut.
8. never leave yours doors and windows unlocked.
9. never let jeff convince joe to squirt the water gun at some ugly lady in the car next to us.
10. remember to put the pedal to the metal after joe squirts some biotch with a water car.
11. leave your doors locked so the biotch can't open them becuase you were too slow to get away.
12. pull over.
13. let the cops come and laugh at how stupid this lady is.
14. bet joe earlier so that he has to buy you a big candy bar and some pepsi.

aren't you all so glad that i am here? so that you don't ever do what i do??
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