I am handy!

[i_eat_food]

Brian Johnson
i have hands!
Stacy Austin
yup!
Brian Johnson
that be my next post
Stacy Austin
can't wait!
lots of things you can't do without hands
Brian Johnson
masturbate, for one
well i mean
Stacy Austin
yup
Brian Johnson
i think you'd get creative
Stacy Austin
drinking would be hard
Brian Johnson
i would just put a long straw in my rum bottle
and masturbate with my feet
Stacy Austin
getting that straw and rum might be difficult
Brian Johnson
there is no stopping
Stacy Austin
masturbating with feet sound terrible
Brian Johnson
ah, but i can use like
my arms
Stacy Austin
you're gonna jizz in your face
Brian Johnson
haha
maybe that become my thing
who knows
Stacy Austin
it's true
might turn you gay
Brian Johnson
never know
because
i have hands!
Stacy Austin
thank goodness!

Lissa <3
xo.