Mar 01, 2013 02:48
Hi LJs,
It's me, Bubba.
You ever eat a bunch of really spicy food that melts your insides? Then you have to blow it all out your ass, but as it comes out it just seems to cauterize your butthole. After it comes out you feel like you need to keep shitting, but your butthole is just gasping like a fish out of water instead, while your lava-esque shit just kinda drips out at will. It's something I feel everybody should experience. It really makes you feel alive. It's quite beautiful.
Lissa <3
xo.
tootz