Elementary My Dears.

Apr 22, 2010 13:29

This is old school, as in the only thing I remember from elementary. Go me!

They took Ryan O'Brien to dinner and what will you have today? His mother looked very nervous as Ryan began to say: "I want Bocca-Wacca Watamus and salamander stew, Riggle-Raggle ragamuffins, rutabagas too. I want Diffy-Daffy Dandelions and then for my dessert, a dish of loony lingaberries smothered with fresh dirt." "Ryan!" Squealed his mother. "Wow!" Said his sister. "Yuck!" Said his brother. "Medium or rare?" Asked the waiter.

Hearts, stars, clovers... rawr!
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