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[i_eat_food]

So after a few beers, a vodka and cran, then about 4 White Russians, I'm feeling okay - alright. I blame my boyfriend forever for passing out at like 9. So I've been bored to all fuck since then listening to radio, and I watched The Big Lebowski so I'm drinking White Russians because I have all shit else to do so why not. To be kinda fair I've been awake since like 9 PM Friday... not sure why I didn't wake up until 9. Pretty sure it's because I'm all fuck sick, but yeah still up. Either way I'm kinda just wondering how long I can stay up now. I'm not very tired so I can just take a shower and keep going - should be good, or bad but whatever. I'm about a shot and a beer away from sucking a dick - aww yeah, fuck yeah! Not so much, but gay people are awesome. My sister's gay friend was over here friday and that dude's hiiiilarious. Gay people rule, and they throw kickass parades. Give me a Beckham/Billy Idol and sign me up to your little gay club, sirs. My list is ever growing stronger... which just means I'm gradually getting gayer and gayer. Sweet. I have a file named Man Crushed and it reads:

Davey Havok
David Beckham
Johnny Depp
Colin Ferrell
Billy Idol
Brad Pitt
Patrick Bateman
Brass

For really real, if you're willing to let me do whatever AND pee in your butt. Fuck it, I'm sold. Penis Power!

x² = o² + Lissa + Liz + Keli = xo. + <3 = Amazing!