GOVERNMENT WARNING: stfu
So I was walking down the street the other day... or was it two days? Nobody knows! All of a sudden I was no longer walking, but running; I was running so fast I started seeing in slow motion, and when I jumped it was like I was flying - I was really flying! While in the air flying I could honestly say it was the single greatest moment in my life, and right when I thought that I got cloths-lined by a telefone wire and was electrocuted, killing me dead. After reviving myself through a series of complicated math problems and reading comprehension tests that are required to take if you want to live again, I got up and walked home... slowly - never to fly again. :(