i can't tell the rain from the sunshine
i've only been working at fry's for two weeks, but it feels like it's been two months. i wish it was closer so i didn't have to spend so much of my paychecks on fucking gas. more people need to come visit me. so far i've only seen ken and sonia.
a very obese, half naked woman, covered in strawberry cool whip and syrup, sat on me last night. sonia had to wipe the huge red ass marks off my back and couldn't stop laughing at me. hunx and chunx were both standing by me during the glamour pussies, and junx was going nuts right next to me during von iva. gravy train only did one song i really wanted to hear, and that was 'sippin' 40z'. no 'heart attack', or 'you made me gay'.
then i got us lost, and i got pulled over by the sfpd because they thought i was drunk. they didn't even help us get un-lost, jerks.
we looked like such little skanks last night.
ok, well i did at least.
a very obese, half naked woman, covered in strawberry cool whip and syrup, sat on me last night. sonia had to wipe the huge red ass marks off my back and couldn't stop laughing at me. hunx and chunx were both standing by me during the glamour pussies, and junx was going nuts right next to me during von iva. gravy train only did one song i really wanted to hear, and that was 'sippin' 40z'. no 'heart attack', or 'you made me gay'.
then i got us lost, and i got pulled over by the sfpd because they thought i was drunk. they didn't even help us get un-lost, jerks.
we looked like such little skanks last night.
ok, well i did at least.