And BINGO was his name-O!

[i_dreamed_i_was]

Okay, folks...

I had to bust out with it. With apologies to blackperson for her original BINGO board, and thanks to zra for the inspiration, and karnythia and lilithcoyote for their help.

WHITE LIBERAL BINGO

Comments

Oh, yes...

[i_dreamed_i_was]

..."I never owned slaves, so..." (killed Indians/whatever) was in the original Stupid White Folk's BINGO board, so I left it out here. But it's sooooo true.

I also forgot: "XYZ is JUST LIKE when they asked Rosa Parks to sit at the back of the bus."

No it isn't.

Dumb@sses.

Re: Oh, yes...

[kittikattie]

OMG not having Harry and Hermione snog is just like slaveries!

*still bitter over that, by damn*

LOL

[i_dreamed_i_was]

You always make me laugh with recognition...

Comments like "*sees the red*" and all that. Priceless!

Re: Oh, yes...

[greyaenigma]

Have you heard Sarah Vowell's essay on the stupidity of people cmoparing themselves to Rosa Parks? I just heard her reading it again last night, and it was still great.

Yes, I have...

[i_dreamed_i_was]

I love that. Heh. I love her and I love David Sedaris, so I was just thinking he wrote that. Rosa Parks, Cest Moi? Something like that?

Re: Yes, I have...

[greyaenigma]

Yep, that's it. She was "in a weird mood", so she picked a lot of relatively dark pieces. That was one of the ones I'd forgotten that she'd written -- along with the one where she dresses up as a goth and discovers the secret of pink. (Which I'd just reference the day before, forgetting it was by her.)

[salmongirl]

HAHAHA... I love the "how can I be responsible for what my ancestors did"
comment.

Yeah it was a long time ago, but the Custer Mentality lives on, as I often say..

Sorry if this thread is old, I just found this post and thought it was great :)

:)

[i_dreamed_i_was]

Glad you liked it...