wow. that made my day.
"Good for you. If I wasn't conserving gas, I would drive to The School Box and buy you some stickers with either a smiley, or the word "Teriffic" on them. Then, I would wrap the box that they came in with pages from an outdoors magazine and throw the package (which is tied to a brick) through your window. Upon which, you you would probably scream "what the hell!" And inquire from whence the package came. After finding that I have driven off @ around 57.8 MPH, you would return to your house to open the package and discover, Alas!!! Smiley/"Teriffic" stickers. But this would offer nothing meaningful because you would then have a broken window and a brick."