Just Because This Is The Funniest Thing EVER:

[i_dontremember]

uberachel: oh god... did i tell you about my dads 22 year old girlfriend?
CMA122: HAHAHH no
CMA122: i saw your dad last night
CMA122: at wonder spice cafe
uberachel: haha! was he with a .. female?
uberachel: wonderspice is gooood
CMA122: i didnt notice
uberachel: anyway yeah- hes a perv- but his 22 yre old girlfrined says "confuzzled"
uberachel: which we all know is only something that shaun ham says
CMA122: HAHA
uberachel: and so.. and so... now he does.
uberachel: its terrible!!!!!
CMA122: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
uberachel: see?!?!?!!!
uberachel: MY LIFES A MESS!!!!!
CMA122: because your dads screwing someone 5 years older than you and now talks like your sleazy ex boyfriend?
uberachel: \YES!!!!!
uberachel: im glad someone understands!!!
uberachel: oh shit, this is the kind of material for a teenage angsty novel
uberachel: for the bloody book jacket!
uberachel: "Meet jackie: her fathers dating someone five years older than her, which just happens to be the age of her ex, who talks like her other sleazy ex.. how will she cope? what will she do? be along for the ride as she goes through love, loss, and figuring life out!'
CMA122: hahahahah
uberachel: ive gotta write a book
uberachel: ive GOT to