[There's the sound of the PCD being turned on, before Al's face shows up on the screen. His hair has been pulled into dozens of neat little braids, and there's a slightly amused smile on his face.]
Well, it seems the Animus are up to their tricks again. But this is one of the more interesting ones. I don't mind being male again, but it be somewhat odd to be so....young. I don't remember the last time I was this size.
To the boy who has my body, remember what I said, and you'll be fine. Otherwise, you will not like the consequences.
Alphonse, whoever you may be at the moment, I won't harm your body on purpose. I would like to know how you wear such a heavy coat all the time, though.