I Am Scary!
The other night, we were down town at this bar we go to weekly to play trivia. The host , Ian, is a... friend? No, that's not quite it. He's just this guy we know. Anyway, the theme he'd picked for the week's game was "Depression". He was over at our table chatting us up a little, and Dolly was asking him why the theme was depression and wondering if he was trying to tell us anything.
Me: Well, we already know he's depressive.
(Everyone else looking at me a little blankly, and Ian looking a little stunned.)
Me: Remember, after we were at the shooting range? We came in here and he told us that he wasn't so into guns, or girls with guns. That he'd had an ex girlfriend who was really into guns, and that freaked him out because while is really depressive, he didn't really like surprises.
(Everyone looking a little like they might vaguely remember this conversation. Ian looking kinda freaked out.)
Ian: How the fuck do you remember that???
Dolly: She always remembers crap like that.
Me: Yeah. It's like my super power!
Ian: I'm a little scared of you now.
Me: Most people are. *giggle*