The Great Bender of 2005 has begun... and then some.

Nov 24, 2005 02:44

So.. Chris and Rob are SO drunk. They're calling each other bitches because Chris is eating chips. Rob is accusing Chris of breaking the Rules of the Bender. They want to go outside and have a snowball fight. This Bender is in full bloom in my apartment. Rob just offered to pee like a bitch. Chris just said something about 'busting a nut in a real girl'. I think I should probably just kill myself right now.

Aside from all of this vulgar nonsense, I definitely bought a digital camera today. I'm pretty excited about it! Haha.. I sat here taking pictures of my cats for like.. ever. I also went on a major baby shopping spree... I bought tons more diapers and wipes and diaper rash cream and baby bath stuff and baby hangers and (Tony will love this) the BREAST PUMP! lol.. i know everyone wanted to know that. Idk.. I was getting really anxious and having a pretty high stock pile of um... EVERYTHING makes me feel better and more prepared. The fact that I still don't have a crib is starting to get to me... but I'll have it soon enough. All I have left to get is crib stuff (bedding, matress pads, etc.) and a few other random things I couldn't find at Target. Other than that I'm set. He's going to be here before I know it. .. before we all know it. and I have an awesome camera ready to take pictures of him! yay! I promise here and now that I won't rape your friends pages with endless pictures of him.

I also need to go shopping, and spend a week or so cooking and freezing food. I'm planning on baking lasagna, making spaghetti sauce, (Rob's singing the Thong Song..) chili... and i'm totally craving oatmeal cookies. So.. i'm making some. Oh and by the way... I quit working. I just sort of didn't call and didn't go, and I'm not going.. ever.

Tomorrow shall be grand, and full of good foods... like my bellllllllly. and then friday.. since everyone else will be at Chin's... me and Dayna might have a sleepover. Yay!

Chris is about to pass out on the floor.
Rob is being loud and vulgar about how many days there are in a year.
Apparantly there are 364.25
Rob just hugged me goodnight and poked my belly and went to bed.

lol.. goodnight. I have to get up and watch the parade in 6 and a half hours!
byeeee!

p.s. I'm sad there was no snow on my birthday.
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