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[i_can_i_am]

Well. This is - interesting. Digital World. Digimon. And Shego.

I'm not sure which is more surprising.

It all sucks, though - I need to figure out how to get home. No vanity intended, but my world sorta needs me.

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[pronetoviolence]

Yeah, what would Middleton do without their precious Kim Possible, the good girl. You're still risking your ass two years later?

Pathetic.

I bet the sidekick is pissing his pants about now because his highschool sweetheart is missing.

[ OOC: No, she's not bitter at all! ]

[i_can_i_am]

Not just Middleton, Shego. Honestly. And of course I am, what else would I do?

And yes, you're probably right - I'm sure Ron and Wade are looking for me - not that they'll have any more luck than we did looking for you. Well, if Ron can tear himself away from his fiancee for long enough to notice I've gone.

[[ooc: nope, neither is Kim - really. She surprises herself by how not-bitter she is.]]

[pronetoviolence]

Whatever.

Wait, you broke up with monkey boy? I've got to hear this.

[i_can_i_am]

Yeah, whatever. It's not as if it makes any difference to you what I do with my life, right?

Oh, come on - you can't tell me that you of all people ever thought it would work? He's. . . Ron. Turns out it was like dating one of the Tweebs. Ew. So not with the sexy.

[pronetoviolence]

Of course I didn't think it would work. He's not on your level like I am. You mineaswell date a elementary school kid.

[i_can_i_am]

Oh, and I suppose you'd like it if I were to date someone like you. Seriously, can you imagine it? We'd kill each other within a week.

[pronetoviolence]

You couldn't handle me.

[i_can_i_am]

.....

I beg to differ.

[pronetoviolence]

Oh yeah, and just what are you implying? Like you've even had sex. Always the good girl, right Kimmie?

[i_can_i_am]

I cannot believe we are even having this conversation.

*thinking* And I cannot believe that I have a twisted urge to prove her wrong. What the fuck?

[pronetoviolence]

Thought so. Like I said, you couldn't handle me. You barely can in a fight, so the bedroom wouldn't be that different.

[i_can_i_am]

You're a good bluffer, Shego, but you're not that good. What're you going to do if I call you on it, huh?

[pronetoviolence]

Call me on it? Hey, if you can prove it I'll be your slave for a month. That's how little I believe you're telling the truth. Don't you remember Halloween? Lying only gets you in trouble, Princess.

[i_can_i_am]

*thinks* Holy crap that idea should not be so. . .

Fine then, Shego. Bring it. I'll be waiting.

[pronetoviolence]

Haha this'll be rich. Fine, meet me at the lightpost in Junk City.

[i_can_i_am]

I'll see you there. My quest to get you out of that horrible green bodysuit is finally paying off. Yuck.