Serum #005 [Accidental Voice]

Nov 07, 2010 10:10

[It's mostly quiet at first, just the softest ruffling of clothes, and the shuffling of semi-wary footsteps, but for someone who's been recently struck with blindness, Johannes is doing a remarkable job not running into anything.  Then, the recognizable hiss of one of Adstring's very own Hell Cats, a muffled his from Johannes himself, and  the soft ( Read more... )

like some sort of zen master, did i forget to mention i was german?, and i hate cats too, event: take not for granted, demon taint? boring!

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 06:17:36 UTC
Huh. Johannes? You look like you've been nipping some of my gin. You aren't that lonely yet, are you? Have a seat, have some coffee, and for the love of God don't vomit on your trousers.

Oh, by the by, did you know you can use these things to talk to strangers? A bit unnerving, but really quite useful.

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 09:19:05 UTC
And when, precisely, have I ever been known to do that, Horst? Bitte verwenden Sie Ihr Gehirn und nicht sagen dumme Dinge.

[Ugh. God. Shut up Horst, or he might just leave you to fend for yourself when the sun comes up, guilt or no guilt.]

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 09:28:00 UTC
When I slept with your first girlfriend perhaps? Ich weiß, Sie wollten schon immer, sich zu betrinken und tanzen Sie in meine Kleider.

[It's probably a good thing Horst doesn't know Johannes has anything to feel guilty for, or he would be milking it for everything it's worth. As it is, he's relying on the kindness of strangers, poooor Horst, to make sure he doesn't fry to a crisp. Poooor Horst!]

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 09:36:59 UTC
[Ick, Horst, Ick.]

With disturbing fantasies like that, Horst, it's no wonder you could never hold onto a girl long enough to settle down.

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 09:42:20 UTC
And deprive the ladies? Why would I do that?

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 09:51:43 UTC
Ihr Egoismus kennt keine Grenzen...

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 09:57:08 UTC
Wie können Sie so etwas sagen zu mir? I'm crushed.

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 18:35:01 UTC
If you really were, you might be less unnecessarily noisy.

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 18:37:44 UTC
Oh, Johannes. [pitying] It's never unnecessary. I can't help it if they like to say my name. I'm sure I can find some who won't mind being gagged and tied, if that helps put your mind at ease, but it's just so rude to stifle them.

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 18:47:19 UTC
[Sounding slightly horrified.] You are not bringing anyone back here!

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 18:50:03 UTC
[A little irritably]

I have to eat, Johannes! And in case you'd forgotten in the apparent year since you left me again, I can't exactly dine on grains now. Are you volunteering, or are you going to let me bring someone home every few nights?

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 19:08:40 UTC
[aslkjfdshjjfg.] You are to clean up after yourself. I don't want to find spent woman littered all about my workspace.

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 19:12:48 UTC
[Horst smirks. Johannes is still as gullible as when they were kids, really; he thinks Horst won't feed on him? Hah!]

Of course. I'll take them home, give them a nice time, mesmerize them so I can eat, and send them on their merry way. You'll hardly know they're there.

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 19:22:53 UTC
[Jerk.]

I had better not.

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[voice] ahandsomedevil November 9 2010, 19:24:29 UTC
Or you'll throw a hissy fit? I can't have that. Oh--look, there it is. I'm just walking up now. Where are you?

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[voice] i_can_has_soul November 9 2010, 19:29:35 UTC
Basement.

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