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Hey, haven't seen y'all in a while, and I'm sure you don't fucking care. I'll get right into it.
So, has anybody else noticed that every mother fucking kid is the same? Seriously, it amazes me to no end how every. God. Damned. Teenager. In America. Is the same as each other. Everybody with the same fucking writing style with the
"OMGZ(I think I'm seriously pushing the envelope by saying this because, while it is generally a popular thing to say, everybody who reads my blog knows that I'm being sarcastic in saying it because I'm different) OK.so.today i went to Ciara-beara's house
&we sexxxed it upX10000!
&tried on my mom's old clothes from the seventies because we're different
&dyed our hair black and sideswiped the bangs
( PIX of two stupid whores doing things that nobody cares about while listening to Fall Out Boy )
WETOTALLYR00LZ!!1
(Again, I'm attempting to use popular computer-slang in a sarcastic manner to appear to be different.)"
Can anybody back me up? You can read one Livejournal and then skip to another and not tell the damn difference except for the layout is a different layering of pictures of random shit and/or some scribbled lyrics from some shitty emo song.
My theory is that since "non-conformists" will soon out-populate "conformists", conformity will be the new non-conformity. Soon, Hot Topic will become Abercrombie, obviously still selling popular "punk/goth-wear". Abercrombie, by contrast, will sell the less popular "prep clothes", and kids who shop there will be different while the ones who shop at Hot Topic are the same.
So maybe if you're one of these kids, then I hope this entry affects you deeply. I hope it makes you think about how you're genuinely a product of the popular media that you pretend to hate. Maybe you'll do the world a favor and shoot yourself or something because you realized that your whole life is a crock of shit. Or maybe you just won't fucking care, and you'll just think I'm an asshole.
So, has anybody else noticed that every mother fucking kid is the same? Seriously, it amazes me to no end how every. God. Damned. Teenager. In America. Is the same as each other. Everybody with the same fucking writing style with the
"OMGZ(I think I'm seriously pushing the envelope by saying this because, while it is generally a popular thing to say, everybody who reads my blog knows that I'm being sarcastic in saying it because I'm different) OK.so.today i went to Ciara-beara's house
&we sexxxed it upX10000!
&tried on my mom's old clothes from the seventies because we're different
&dyed our hair black and sideswiped the bangs
( PIX of two stupid whores doing things that nobody cares about while listening to Fall Out Boy )
WETOTALLYR00LZ!!1
(Again, I'm attempting to use popular computer-slang in a sarcastic manner to appear to be different.)"
Can anybody back me up? You can read one Livejournal and then skip to another and not tell the damn difference except for the layout is a different layering of pictures of random shit and/or some scribbled lyrics from some shitty emo song.
My theory is that since "non-conformists" will soon out-populate "conformists", conformity will be the new non-conformity. Soon, Hot Topic will become Abercrombie, obviously still selling popular "punk/goth-wear". Abercrombie, by contrast, will sell the less popular "prep clothes", and kids who shop there will be different while the ones who shop at Hot Topic are the same.
So maybe if you're one of these kids, then I hope this entry affects you deeply. I hope it makes you think about how you're genuinely a product of the popular media that you pretend to hate. Maybe you'll do the world a favor and shoot yourself or something because you realized that your whole life is a crock of shit. Or maybe you just won't fucking care, and you'll just think I'm an asshole.