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You Learn Something New Everyday:
--- Just because four episodes of Law and Order are on in a row, making a commitment to watch all four hours of them DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE HONORING JERRY ORBACH'S MEMORY.
--- Putting peanut butter on S'more-flavored Pop-Tarts will make you nauseous.
--- Especially when you eat two of them.
--- Or three.
--- In five minutes or less.
--- If you wait long enough, your roommate WILL clean her dishes!!! And put a bag in the trash can!!! And change the roll of toilet paper!!!
--- Chewing Extra's new Sour Apple-flavored gum does not make you any younger OR keep you from growing up.
--- A surefire way to unpierce your nose is to take out your nose ring for a week.
--- A shower every other day is not sufficient.
--- If you procrastinate until 1:30 AM on doing the research for your research proposal that is due the next day, the library at the UofA campus will be closed due to the construction of what can only be various additional Alumni Plazas on the third, fourth and fifth floors: evidence of tuition dollars hard at work to improve education and to aid in the expansion of eager young minds.
--- If you have wisdom teeth, they will eventually grow in.
--- Trans-fatty acids are THE WORST THING EVER for your body.
--- When you run out of clean socks, you can put off doing laundry by wearing flip-flops.
--- Just because you don't believe in Wal-Mart, that doesn't mean it ceases to exist. Same thing for McDonald's. Same thing for Taco Bell. Same thing for Bush. Same thing for...
--- Feet are still the most vile appendages in all of existence.
--- Just because four episodes of Law and Order are on in a row, making a commitment to watch all four hours of them DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE HONORING JERRY ORBACH'S MEMORY.
--- Putting peanut butter on S'more-flavored Pop-Tarts will make you nauseous.
--- Especially when you eat two of them.
--- Or three.
--- In five minutes or less.
--- If you wait long enough, your roommate WILL clean her dishes!!! And put a bag in the trash can!!! And change the roll of toilet paper!!!
--- Chewing Extra's new Sour Apple-flavored gum does not make you any younger OR keep you from growing up.
--- A surefire way to unpierce your nose is to take out your nose ring for a week.
--- A shower every other day is not sufficient.
--- If you procrastinate until 1:30 AM on doing the research for your research proposal that is due the next day, the library at the UofA campus will be closed due to the construction of what can only be various additional Alumni Plazas on the third, fourth and fifth floors: evidence of tuition dollars hard at work to improve education and to aid in the expansion of eager young minds.
--- If you have wisdom teeth, they will eventually grow in.
--- Trans-fatty acids are THE WORST THING EVER for your body.
--- When you run out of clean socks, you can put off doing laundry by wearing flip-flops.
--- Just because you don't believe in Wal-Mart, that doesn't mean it ceases to exist. Same thing for McDonald's. Same thing for Taco Bell. Same thing for Bush. Same thing for...
--- Feet are still the most vile appendages in all of existence.