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[i_bewitchingly]

Oh my GOD, they think I killed a cat! I'm locked in my room, how could I kill a cat?! I'm going to die here and they'll bury my skeleton under the kitchen so the cooks walk all over me!!

I would never kill a cat! My dad's a vet, Jesus!

Comments

[tearworldsapart]

Don't be silly. Everyone knows the skeletons go under the stables.

[i_bewitchingly]

Oh GOOD. Instead of cooks walking on me, I'll get shat upon. Great, Miles, thanks.

[tearworldsapart]

Like you'd notice, if you were dead.

[i_bewitchingly]

Why'd you kill the cat anyway?

[tearworldsapart]

You're saying I killed it, then? You'd be wrong.

[i_bewitchingly]

Did you do it to get me in trouble?!

[tearworldsapart]

I can think of much easier ways to get you into trouble than stringing up cats.

[i_bewitchingly]

I think I've done that well enough myself and need no help, thanks!

[tearworldsapart]

That's true. You're remarkable good at getting caught.