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[i_bewitchingly]

Johan!! That was brilliant!! I had to clean up a pile of horse shit, and I got sent to my room without dinner so I'm absolutely starving, but it was SO worth it! HAHAHHAA! One of the horses took a shit on the carpet! AHHAHAHHA THANK YOU!

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[and_in_between]

Well done, Dear girl! And if you use the back passageway, the one behind the tapestry of Zeus, you can sneak into the kitchens for a snack as well.

I had to learn that one by heart out of necessity, I'm afraid.

[i_bewitchingly]

Oh, thank you!! You're awesome!

[and_in_between]

Did Helsa turn chartreuse? Please tell me she did?!

[i_bewitchingly]

Totally!!

[and_in_between]

Wunderbar!

[tearworldsapart]

Ah, I might have guessed it wasn't her own idea.

[i_bewitchingly]

I don't know anything about horses.

[and_in_between]

Don't you all think you get the plague from talking to people like me?

[tearworldsapart]

Don't you know that generalisations like that make you sound exactly like the family you hate so much?

[and_in_between]

Oh, well put. The only difference is that I can see when I am wrong. Not that I am entirely sure I am as yet, seeing as I am not around the family, I do not know the difference. Besides, you didn't present yourself as entirely wonderful.

[tearworldsapart]

Not all of us can be made of sunshine and rainbows, I'm afraid.

I suspect I'm just disappointed that she wasn't bright enough to think of something by herself.

[and_in_between]

That is indeed a pity. The world could use more sunshine and rainbows.

I wouldn't lose faith in Darling Devon yet.

[tearworldsapart]

Can't lose what you never had.

[and_in_between]

Well then she just might surprise you.

[tearworldsapart]

I'm willing to accept it's possible, but I won't be holding my breath.

[and_in_between]

Holding your breath is quite idiotic, really.