Aug 30, 2006 16:14
I love Emma and Kelly. And bras. And goth pants.
Emma and Kelly picked me up, blasting classical music as they pulled into the driveway. We proceeded to blast said classical music at intersections, much to the chagrin of... everyone but us.
We arrived at the mall, where I tried on goth pants. I really, really, really want to post the picture, but I can't. Kelly, you do it!
We bought some other stuff, like bras and a shirt that says, "My dog is on the debate team" (Kelly). We then hung my bra from the rearview mirror and drove to Crumbs (where Kelly caused me to choke on tea) and Wal-Mart.
At Wal-Mart, we filled a cart with some ridiculous things such as:
1. tampons/pads
2. whipped cream
3. condoms
4. lipstick
5. hamburger helper
6. an ugly tweed jacket
7. kitty litter
And then Emma went on a most clandestine mission through the store placing condoms in the shopping carts of unsuspecting Wal-Mart guests.
Then we saw Mrs. Goode-Tibbs.
What a day.