Apr 27, 2016 12:02
I'm trying to write some 100-word story, just for practice.
Story #1: Wonderwear
My smart-clothes became problematic once my underpants knew more about the primaries than me. They harangued me to vote Aster, when my sentiments lay naturally with Goff: they quoted policies, vote history, and threatened to drop at inopportune moments unless I agreed.
I went commando, but my underwear is both supportive and, you know, supportive. It’s hard to go without. I enjoyed a brief fling, but preferred my boxers.
When I got a girlfriend, well, my underpants respected her opinions more than mine. I left them to it, and switched to a substantially thicker brand. I did vote Aster, though.