Bad Santa! Bad!!

Dec 11, 2005 14:48


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I turned dirtycsayswtf in for spitting (3 points). In October I bought porn for gods_comic (-10 points). In May I pulled coldbringer1's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-96 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
i_ate_brains

ok bobghenghiskhan, you never told me you were going to NH. i feel left out. don't hurt my feelings so. ill go drinking with you, but only if you give an explanation- and it better be good. this post is for you :P
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