Puppy hooligans
Who stole my puppy?
"It wasn't me, but I have some information."
What sort of information may this be?
"Of the puppy variety."
Seriously? Wow. I'd never have guessed.
"You must not tell anyone this secret puppy location information."
Of course, only those who read my livejournal will know anything.
"Well, I wouldn't even want hospitalbed or a_million_xtearsx or starprincess to know.
Those stupid idiotfaces don't get to read this.
"Oh, did you block them?"
Yeah, totally, they're complete emo chodes. But still, where the fuck is my puppy?
"It wasn't me, but I have some information."
What sort of information may this be?
"Of the puppy variety."
Seriously? Wow. I'd never have guessed.
"You must not tell anyone this secret puppy location information."
Of course, only those who read my livejournal will know anything.
"Well, I wouldn't even want hospitalbed or a_million_xtearsx or starprincess to know.
Those stupid idiotfaces don't get to read this.
"Oh, did you block them?"
Yeah, totally, they're complete emo chodes. But still, where the fuck is my puppy?