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hey hey hey, whats sizzlin everybody?
its been a while since i've updated this thing and ive got some time to kill after work so i figure why not? Welp, heres whats happened lately:
Im 19 now, the birthday was yesterday, it was uneventful, but i have no compliants. No, i didnt go to canada, im not an underage raging alcohalic who's attending AA meetings before im legally enuff to drink (in the states). This weekend was fun tho, just hung out with a few friends, played some poker, i kicked ass, so it was good.
Psycho Lady, yes shes even more psychotic now than she was before, for those of you that dont know the story, sometime ago, i forget, but not to long ago, an old lady moved across the street, and called the cops telling them i stole her dog and me, my mom, and my dad are running a drug house. YES! it all started when i came home from work and found a note on my front door that said "Hey, Where is she? she better be ok, the police are looking at you" She being her dog that i stole. OH but it gets even better. So my dads been in oklahoma for a while on business, he came home last month around his b-day to spend some time with me and mom. So crazy lady now thinks that i've murdered my dad and keeping him in the house, and i've stashed his mustang in the garage. And me and mom are still running drugs, and even better, shes gunna have the police pull my family, and friends over regularly, just to check shit out. So lets see what kinda charges i should be facing when the cops come get me:
Murder - YES! cause im a 5'9 140lbs skinny white kid, does anyone think im capable of murder? of my own dad? if you do, u'd probably get along with psycho lady.
Dognapping Kidnapping, w/e - im a nurtorious dognapper, what in the fuck would i want with her dog?
Drug Trafficing - cause u kno me, if u ever need some coke, heroin, pcp, lsd, or anything of that nature, call me, ill hook u up.
Sweet huh? DONT YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? Shes always watchin me, its kinda creepy. I'm just wondering why she picked me and my family to do this to, shes obviously crazy, but why me? i dunno, most of the time i ignore her.
Im employed again, which fucking rocks. Workin up at jimmy johns, everyones pretty cool, we hired 2 like 45 year old women today, they're fookin crazy, i dont like em, they shouldnt be working at jimmy johns. its pretty cool up there tho, i dont think im gunna be gettin sick of the food anytime soon, fresh baked bread is the greatest thing in the world. plus i get a discount on food thats already cheep as hell, which is fookin sweet.
Yea, i think thats it, ive spent a 1/2 hr updating this thing cause i didnt sleep last night and am currently nodding in and out of conscientiousness.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this just happened, fucking funniest thing in the world
Tupac4Ever6914: tj
Beware Of TJ: what
Tupac4Ever6914: do u work at jimmy johns now? just wonderin
Beware Of TJ: nope, just like wearin the uniform
Tupac4Ever6914: ooo ok lol, cuz i was gonna ask if it pays good
Tupac4Ever6914: u still at Quiznos then?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god, thats some funny shit
im out
its been a while since i've updated this thing and ive got some time to kill after work so i figure why not? Welp, heres whats happened lately:
Im 19 now, the birthday was yesterday, it was uneventful, but i have no compliants. No, i didnt go to canada, im not an underage raging alcohalic who's attending AA meetings before im legally enuff to drink (in the states). This weekend was fun tho, just hung out with a few friends, played some poker, i kicked ass, so it was good.
Psycho Lady, yes shes even more psychotic now than she was before, for those of you that dont know the story, sometime ago, i forget, but not to long ago, an old lady moved across the street, and called the cops telling them i stole her dog and me, my mom, and my dad are running a drug house. YES! it all started when i came home from work and found a note on my front door that said "Hey, Where is she? she better be ok, the police are looking at you" She being her dog that i stole. OH but it gets even better. So my dads been in oklahoma for a while on business, he came home last month around his b-day to spend some time with me and mom. So crazy lady now thinks that i've murdered my dad and keeping him in the house, and i've stashed his mustang in the garage. And me and mom are still running drugs, and even better, shes gunna have the police pull my family, and friends over regularly, just to check shit out. So lets see what kinda charges i should be facing when the cops come get me:
Murder - YES! cause im a 5'9 140lbs skinny white kid, does anyone think im capable of murder? of my own dad? if you do, u'd probably get along with psycho lady.
Dognapping Kidnapping, w/e - im a nurtorious dognapper, what in the fuck would i want with her dog?
Drug Trafficing - cause u kno me, if u ever need some coke, heroin, pcp, lsd, or anything of that nature, call me, ill hook u up.
Sweet huh? DONT YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? Shes always watchin me, its kinda creepy. I'm just wondering why she picked me and my family to do this to, shes obviously crazy, but why me? i dunno, most of the time i ignore her.
Im employed again, which fucking rocks. Workin up at jimmy johns, everyones pretty cool, we hired 2 like 45 year old women today, they're fookin crazy, i dont like em, they shouldnt be working at jimmy johns. its pretty cool up there tho, i dont think im gunna be gettin sick of the food anytime soon, fresh baked bread is the greatest thing in the world. plus i get a discount on food thats already cheep as hell, which is fookin sweet.
Yea, i think thats it, ive spent a 1/2 hr updating this thing cause i didnt sleep last night and am currently nodding in and out of conscientiousness.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this just happened, fucking funniest thing in the world
Tupac4Ever6914: tj
Beware Of TJ: what
Tupac4Ever6914: do u work at jimmy johns now? just wonderin
Beware Of TJ: nope, just like wearin the uniform
Tupac4Ever6914: ooo ok lol, cuz i was gonna ask if it pays good
Tupac4Ever6914: u still at Quiznos then?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god, thats some funny shit
im out