Friday nights

[i_am_teh_suck]

A few years ago a typical night would include one or all of the following:

*Going to Dave's
*Smoking way too many cigarettes and getting ready and starting my night at 11 pm
*Hanging out/dating has been rock stars
*Eating dinner at 3 am after a night of complete absurdity

Tonight's events included:

*Getting an oil change
*Standing in the cookware aisle of Target debating on purchasing a skillet or a waffle maker
*Doing laundry
*Sitting in my pj's in amazement it is after midnight and I am still awake
*Not smoking any cigarettes

What happened to me?