Oh shit Part deux

[i_am_teh_suck]

First we have a 5.4 earthquake..then I call my 71 yr old mother to see if she is ok and learn that she fell this morning at the gym (go mom!) and was taken to the hospital and had to get staples in her head. She said that midway through getting her head stapled back together the earthquake started and she had to duck for cover.

Jeezus..what else will happen today?