Douchebaggerry 101

Mar 31, 2009 21:11

Dear Single Men of the World,

If you are going to try and impress a woman such as myself by claiming you met Herve Villechaize at an Emmy party make sure you get the year right. If he died in 1993 how then would you meet him in 1996?

Also, if you claim to have dated his ex-girlfriend make sure you Google the actress you have claimed to have dated before you bullshit me. Don't tell me said actress lost her legs in a gang fight then later died penniless and broke when in fact the actress in question did lose her legs but due to a rare blood disease AND is alive. Don't tell me she dated him when in fact they starred in a movie together but never had romantic ties.

So men, make sure before you bullshit a woman in the failed attempt to meet her and get into her pants, do your homework and not a half assed job.

Hugs & Kisses,

Gael
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