kick ass
I made almost 200 bucks in 8 hours delivering friggin pizzas. i'm in a satate of shock and awe. If anyone needs money, get a job driuving pizza around in your car and you'll make a killing. i made $22.50 an hour this weekend. Nuff Said.
1) My uncle once: Sold me a motorcycle.
2) Never in my life: have I been happier than i am with Sandy.
3) When I was five: I went to a preschool with a decomissioned fire truck.
4) High School was: a blast.
6) I once saw: mettalica live?
7) There’s this girl I know who: is my girlfriend.
8) Once, at a bar: i remembered the other time i was at a bar.
9) By noon I’m usually: disgusted.
10) Last night: I SAW HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.
11) If I only had: a million bazillion dollars i would not have to work anymore.
12) Next time I go to church: will be if i get married to girl that wants(gets forced) to get married in a church.
13) Terry Schiavo: is dead.
14) What worries me most: What happens after i die.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a wall.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a cabinet a door and my james dean poster.
17) You know I’m lying when: i'm not talking.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: Pre-child molestation micheal jackson.(not really he sucked then too)
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Dead.
20) By this time next year: wallowing in my own self pity.
21) A better name for me would: Asshole.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Humans and PETA.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: start shooting.
24) You know I like you if: You're honest or don't piss me off.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: the assholes who voted for me
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Darwin, fuck those guys i don't know.
27) Take my advice, never: Try too hard to fit in.
28) My ideal breakfast is: large quantities of coffee.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: RESPECT by Aretha Franklin
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you come to: someone's house and order J-Town pizza delivery when i'm working and give me a big tip.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Fuck Y'all?
32) Why doesn't everyone: fuck off and die.
33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll leave grossed out.
34) I’d stop my wedding: like i make any desicions.
35) The world could do without: humans.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: touch a human.
37) My favorite blonde is: Sandy.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Humans who aren't paying me.
39) If I do anything well, it’s: wasting space, although some people appreciate the things i do to cars.
40) And by the way: i suck and am an asshole.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: the last time i really got blasted was a couple years ago.
1) My uncle once: Sold me a motorcycle.
2) Never in my life: have I been happier than i am with Sandy.
3) When I was five: I went to a preschool with a decomissioned fire truck.
4) High School was: a blast.
6) I once saw: mettalica live?
7) There’s this girl I know who: is my girlfriend.
8) Once, at a bar: i remembered the other time i was at a bar.
9) By noon I’m usually: disgusted.
10) Last night: I SAW HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.
11) If I only had: a million bazillion dollars i would not have to work anymore.
12) Next time I go to church: will be if i get married to girl that wants(gets forced) to get married in a church.
13) Terry Schiavo: is dead.
14) What worries me most: What happens after i die.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a wall.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a cabinet a door and my james dean poster.
17) You know I’m lying when: i'm not talking.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: Pre-child molestation micheal jackson.(not really he sucked then too)
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Dead.
20) By this time next year: wallowing in my own self pity.
21) A better name for me would: Asshole.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Humans and PETA.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: start shooting.
24) You know I like you if: You're honest or don't piss me off.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: the assholes who voted for me
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Darwin, fuck those guys i don't know.
27) Take my advice, never: Try too hard to fit in.
28) My ideal breakfast is: large quantities of coffee.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: RESPECT by Aretha Franklin
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you come to: someone's house and order J-Town pizza delivery when i'm working and give me a big tip.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Fuck Y'all?
32) Why doesn't everyone: fuck off and die.
33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll leave grossed out.
34) I’d stop my wedding: like i make any desicions.
35) The world could do without: humans.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: touch a human.
37) My favorite blonde is: Sandy.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Humans who aren't paying me.
39) If I do anything well, it’s: wasting space, although some people appreciate the things i do to cars.
40) And by the way: i suck and am an asshole.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: the last time i really got blasted was a couple years ago.